Author Topic: My urethra is bleeding  (Read 5761 times)

how did a plastic bead get in your richard?
sticking random things in my richard
Answer questioned


suck on snake until sotp bledign

Try my solution please, I am a qualified pretend fun time doctor with a pretend fun time degree in medicine and surgery.

Ok listen. The only way to fix this is to remove your snake for your body, perform emergency surgery on yourself and reattach it.

1)Use a sharp knife or scalpel and remove the snake from very base of the shaft.
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2)Freeze snake for later use


did u try yelling yet
call 911 and pray you haven't forgeted yourself over entirely
dude I'm ok I I don't know if I'm ok I might not be

Ok listen. The only way to fix this is to remove your snake for your body, perform emergency surgery on yourself and reattach it.

1)Use a sharp knife or scalpel and remove the snake from very base of the shaft.

2)Freeze snake for later use

3)Take the plastic bead and shove it back into the hole that was where you snake was

4)Reattach snake using duct tape or super glue

Good luck!
are you high?

dude I'm ok I I don't know if I'm ok I might not be

YOU PUT A PEN IN YOUR URETHRA CALL 911 YOU forgetTARD

are you high?
Who is the doctor here?

wait ive come up with another solution here
you somehow got pregnant and pissed out your premature baby

you know what thats enough internet for today im going to bed
« Last Edit: October 08, 2012, 02:01:03 AM by Spectrum2 »

YOU PUT A PEN IN YOUR URETHRA CALL 911 YOU forgetTARD
I took it out agin I'm not stupid
 
im actually thinking it might have been a bean I did eat some today but tht would mean there was something really wrong right?


you should stick your fingers in it. that'll plug it right up.

ok please be joking
um no? Although the topic title is a joke on the blessing snake tuna can one


Stop the leakage by filling it with glue

um no? Although the topic title is a joke on the blessing snake tuna can one


Ok then in all seriousness get the forget off the forums and visit the hospital, talk to your parents atleast. call loving 911 for christs sake

Don't put pens down it, do as I do and use Q-tips.