Author Topic: My urethra is bleeding  (Read 5751 times)

guys i think im gonna live it doesn't hurt this morning

guys i think im gonna live it doesn't hurt this morning
Stick another pen in it.


i still dont understand why you put a pen in your urethra

Stick another pen in it.
not for a few days

i still dont understand why you put a pen in your urethra
I dont know why I do it ether

I dont know why I do it ether
well stop before your snake falls off or something

well stop before your snake falls off or something
I cant it just doesn't work that way

looks like you got a little excited with the urethral play, and broke the tissues inside

lol dumbass

yea something like that





Ok listen. The only way to fix this is to remove your snake for your body, perform emergency surgery on yourself and reattach it.

1)Use a sharp knife or scalpel and remove the snake from very base of the shaft.

2)Freeze snake for later use

3)Take the plastic bead and shove it back into the hole that was where you snake was

4)Reattach snake using duct tape or super glue

Good luck!
I almost killed myself because of this

Oh god this is funny.
"I stuck a pen in it" lol wtf?


OP, is your richard bleeding anymore?