Author Topic: Corny Pick-Up Lines  (Read 4111 times)

On your mark get set suck my richard

"That's why I raped your family!"

You must be a baby, because I know you want my pacifier.

Do you like water? Of course you do, and you know what that means? You like 75% of me already! ;3


Do you like water? Of course you do, and you know what that means? You like 75% of me already! ;3

You like water?

Then you like 75% of mah body....

Excuse me, relative of the female species. will you be as so gracious to interact with me???
>relative

Hi, I'm a pilot, my I inspect your rooster pit?

EY YO GURL LEMME HOLLA AT YA

U WANT SUM forget

anyone dare me to say this to BubbaGum?
Been there.



I think it was Tenshi who said to do that. Oh well.

Are you the sun?

Because you're a loving cold hearted bitch.



Are you a cigarette? Because I'd love to smoke you all day.

I can't help but think them in a southern accent