The Quote Book

[Rykuta]

The Quote Book Premise
'Twas an idea spawned by an old friend of mine back way long ago, in the before times. The premise was simple: when someone said something funny or memorable, keep it in a book.

Well, I figured the same could be done on the forums, in a way. Funny quotes from friends, or conversations of people you heard that for some reason you just retained, perhaps due to the sheer hilarity of them. So, just post some of the best quotes you can think of on the topic. After the first few pages or so, the Top Five quotes will be placed in a poll, best quote gets a slot on the OP.
Samples:

Wynd: Autism is no laughing matter.
Tremrist: a lot of matter can't laugh though.

Khain: Lets make cool looking sounds.

A woman was once asked why she said she had so many children. She claimed it was because she loved her husband.
The man asking replied: "I like my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while"

In Laymans terms, post funny quotes or conversations. Have Fun!

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[tkepahama]

I only got a picture of this when that topic for when the forums had to count to ten.


*EDIT: Maybe someone can turn that into a quote.
I'm too lazy too.

[Cargøn]

I took the liberty of bullstuffting you.

[Regulith]

i spent my golden years in front of a light blue and white screen typing text to people nobody likes

[Cybertails1998]

I got the idea a good deal time ago. Then I forgot about it.

Huge mass-quote incoming:

hey
get the forget out of the sky.

and give me back my diamonds and kaleidoscopes.

Lord Tony you are the stupidest sack of stuff these forums have had to put up with for a very long time.

i've sat in a fireplace before when i was four
don't ask why

seriously though. music today makes me want to deafen myself with a sharpened steel pipe and a hammer.

I read the topic friend. It's a pretentious forgetface bragging about things he hasn't done yet. It's destined to fail.

HACKED IN THIS DOCUMENT

merry kwanzaa and then everyone died

whatever

I'm just going to guess an arm with a hand and fingers retracts out of your vagina and types for you

Your ass must be great when Badsport approves it!

0/10
who the forget

MFW: /deskface

um

lol tony's so far in the loving closet he can see narnia

hahahaohgodi'mgoingtohell

omg guys thats so nasty, u guys r so nasty
look im so sparkly guys, guys look im so sparkly
these chains are so nasty pls get dem off me guys
omg i look some seexyy in these shoulderpads guys
omg guys look

Why is your body a tumor

crowd: ooooooo

PUT ON YOUR ALLAH DAMN BURKA AND GET IN THE KITCHEN BITCH. WHO LET YOU OUTSIDE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A MALE ESCORT.

If there's anything bigger than my ego out there, I want it caught and shot

there's a point where it crosses from "fun" to "you're a loving friend"

pact.txt.txt

You hit the Daemon in the loving stuff with your Shovel!

Hello hey badspot did you know when version 22 comes out kompreser is going to delete all the maps but skylands

you have clearly never walked into an establishment full of deranged lunatics with a BOZAR before

i would imagine the courier to be yawning at that point

jesus forget i go to take a shower and this happens

gabel also provides offline gabel, but you need to be connected to gabel for offline gabel to work.

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'Uh, Sergeant forgettittles, why are you bleeding profusely from your chest?'

/facepalm

along with giving everybody on my server a heart attack

How Do I Post?

Oh for christ sake I hope this is a joke

try a bit harder you might stuff yourself

poo

how can a hat be a part of your face

laugh by stab

DEATH BY STAB...

FINE THEY forget UP THE AVATAR AND MAKE PRINTS LOOK UGLY SO THE ENTIRE PLACE LOOKS UNORGANIZED AND HORRIBLE AND UNCLEAN forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS forget THIS

damn it why did I take these in jpeg

[Sami2ss]

why do i only have one quote in that big ass list

this is UNACCEPTABLE

[Kochieboy]

Why does it feel like i'm the only intelligent person in this generation!?

[Kobewarrior]

Just some I liked compiled into one image.

[carolcat]

i can't copypaste images at the moment, but there are some quotes over here

[MaroonCacti]

Does he have balls? No because hes a crab

Quote is from this topic:  http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=73246.msg1239603#msg1239603

[fred da kiko]

I got the idea a good deal time ago. Then I forgot about it.

Huge mass-quote incoming:

my gabel quote is in there :D

[CharlesSpeaking]

eliptats didint start it

[Spectrum2]

I would like to direct the attention to my signature

[Clone v.117]

I would also like to direct attention to Spectrum's signature, as well as

The original quote of that is

-image no longer appears, though it might just be that I can't see it anymore-

I spent an excessively long time on this.

if blackhole A was sucked into blackhole B, wouldn't blackhole B be sucked into black  hole A thus creating time travel

>the fact that the bible was written over 10,000 years ago, meaning not up-to-date.

[Cybertails1998]

bumep