Author Topic: How to prove to yourself God exists  (Read 9643 times)

Here is how you prove it to yourself, step by step. Obviously it's not going to hold up to scientific scrutiny.

1) Stop watching research and masturbating for at least 3 days. There's a reason practically every western church tells you not to.

2) Identify something you would like that is plausible (no giant rampaging monsters for example), at this point it'll probably be to know if god exists. Also, if it's something that would go against the spirit of the bible (10 commandments for example) It's not going to work either.

3) Go to a quiet, secluded area (your room, the park when no one is around, ect.) and pray. Ask your question or make your request sincerely, if you aren't serious, how can you expect him to be?

4) Keep an open mind for the next week or so. If someone invites you to church for example, go. If you feel like doing something you wouldn't normally do, like taking a walk, do it. God works through seemingly random, unconnected events. If you let him nudge you in the right direction. You will be surprised how effective this can be.

And then 80% of people here stopped reading after step 1.


Assuming your "God" is the one for Christians.

"Seemingly random, unconnected events"

AKA everyday events that people like you interpret as "signs" when convenient.

>god
prepare your star fish


1) Stop watching research and masturbating for at least 3 days.

Lol no

if i do all this, and i get raped or disembowled, you're a jackass

these steps basically convert you to christianity lol

And try your hardest not to be muslim, gay, or hispanic!


If I don't get Mario Kart 7 within a week I'm perma atheist.

Hi, I'm god

Thanks for making everyone believe in me :-)

1) Stop watching research and masturbating for at least 3 days.
pfffft