How to prove to yourself God exists

[Pixel]

so masturbating suppresses the existence of god?

sounds like a fair trade to me

Does that mean god is watching you jack off?

How else would he know...

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[Alex Man!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
watin dis video is a SAN!!2@

dis is wut JEsUS wunts u 2 c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqI0vjArbn8&feature=related

[Yosher]

Does that mean god is watching you jack off?

How else would he know...

I WANT HIM TO SEE IT

[Cool Boi]

1. Play mario kart
2. Do 150cc
3. Play rainbow road.
If you don't fall off, god exists.

[Kingdaro]

why the hell did god make us with the drive to jack off when he doesn't want us to do it

[TheChaosCarrier]

Honestly, I may have been arguing here and there.
But, I'm not saying he shouldn't believe in what he wants.
I don't go around saying to random Christians "I hate you and you are not allowed to be Christian; you must die." and throw rocks at them. In fact, I'm friends with quite a few.
I just feel as if I was instigated into voicing my opinions (in a lashing way, I suppose).

'Tis all.

[Fracture]

Honestly, I may have been arguing here and there.
But, I'm not saying he shouldn't believe in what he wants.
I don't go around saying to random Christians "I hate you and you are not allowed to be Christian; you must die." and throw rocks at them. In fact, I'm friends with quite a few.
I just feel as if I was instigated into voicing my opinions (in a lashing way, I suppose).

'Tis all.

Im fine with people being religious. Whatever.
I just get pissed when they start shoving it in my face, calling me and idiot and messing with my stuff.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Then you should know religion provides solace for the weak. It's an emotional crutch.

ding ding ding we have a winner

Whoa God sure seems like a richard.

"Yeah you know, instead of feeding starving African children who would probably end up converting to Christianity if I gave them some food and cash, I'm just going to drop subliminal messages for a teenager to follow. Then if he follows through I'll buy him the new Cage The Elephant album that he really wants."

yeah this is the problem with the religion.  the church has gigantic church buildings everywhere, and the vatican is loving enormous and praised around the world and yet this all-loving, all-giving and all-merciful god sees fit to allow africa to remain a hellhole.  not sure what's going on there, even when christian missionaries began spreading the word of the lord there.

[RedGajin]

just jacked off

god: 0
snake: 1

[Wheatley]

God works through seemingly random, unconnected events.

Need I say more?

[Regulith]

when I became an atheist the loss of post-death peace of mind was kind of a stuffty deal but otherwise nothing changed

everyone's consciousness probably just flies out into space or some stuff anyway so that's cool I guess

[Narkro555]

1. Play mario kart
2. Do 150cc
3. Play rainbow road.
If you don't fall off, god exists.

Oh shi-

PRAISE DA LOERD!!

[InvisibleName]

I stopped reading after "stop watching research".

[SWAT One]

...

You're way off.

WAAAAYYY off...

[SPooK]

This topic will turn into a stuff fest -_-