Author Topic: The two nicest cops just came to my door  (Read 1938 times)

I knew they were coming.

Shannon's mom hates me, encase you didn't know, so she called the cops on me. The cops were supposed to come over just to tell me to stay away from her.

Instead, they didn't just say that - they actually asked for my side of the story. As it turns out she had basically bullstuffted her way almost to a restraining order. When they heard the truth from me they were baffled - but enlightened.

They want to set up a councelling session with me, and her mother, Shannon and my parents. I just wanted to say sorry to the mom. We used to be good friends.




Cops doing there job? It's the end of the loving world man.

shannon is mackenzie's supposed GF if you live under a rock

shannon is mackenzie's supposed GF if you live under a rock
not everyone knows about mac's personal life, no need to insult people about it lol

'cept i wasn't actually being hostile


'cept i wasn't actually being hostile
I TOOK IT OFFENSIVELY
i live under a boulder you PRICK

I hope it turns out well mack

Sounds like copypasta.
Doesn't include someone dying or moving. Not copypasta.

Doesn't include someone dying or moving. Not copypasta.
What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

lol counselling.

what'd you even do

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

Were did that come from? I see it all over AVGN videos