Wheel o' reincarnation

[Sheath]

You become a beautician who later kills someone in a nail clipping accident.

Death by slipping on an ice cube.

[Ad Bot]

[Watcher In The Myst]

You work as someone who studies iceberg movements in the Antarctic.

Death by MR BONE'S WILD RIDE

[Ceist]

become MR. BONES

death by nerve agent

[Mr Man]

You, uhh, is its bad that I don't know what that is?


I divide by zero.

[Fastlex]

You be come a living robot


fall damage

[fred da kiko]

Reborn as a  bird with no wings.

drowned in a bucket.

[Alyx Vance]

You come back as a white guy.




I die by black guys

[fred da kiko]

You come back as a white guy.




I die by black guys

you come back as a carrot.

Self Delete by stab

[carolcat]

you become a surgeon with unsteady hands.

i die from a sudden loss of electrons when being given a hamburger

[Gen. Hothauser]

You become a proton.

I exploded.

[Dezcaban]

you reincarnate into a sentient machine which directs methane gasses into different containers in an industrial setting.

I die by suffocation / blood loss by shooting my trachea sideways with a 357. magnum.

[Cargøn]

Cnu b doge
The cookie monster chews off my hand and I die of blood loss.

[Kumquat]

You are now the next owner of oreo

I die by working at walmart black friday.

[Nobot]

You become a 75% off laptop in Walmart! :D

I die by stab from a thug :'c

[hodototman]

you reincarnate as a black person and are born on friday

You become a 75% off laptop in Walmart! :D

I die by stab from a thug :'c

YOU DONT EXIST

i die from a cat scratching my nutsack