Wheel o' reincarnation

[Clix]

You never died

I get stabbed by a doge

[Ad Bot]

[Bester Bageler]

u cum bak as a katt

I died while saving my marine team from evil forces.

[GEN.Fire Bird]

you come back as the son of Soap McTavish

[pecon98]

You cease to exist.

Death by typo.

[Narkro555]

Come back as English teacher.

Strangled with a mouse cord.

[Darksaber530]

Computer Programmer

Death by paddleball