Guys I heard food acids and citrus destroys enamel, lets make food illegal.
Guys I heard if enough toothpaste is ingested it can become lethal, let's make toothpaste illegal.
Guys I heard computer screens deteriorate eyesight, lets make computers illegal.
Guys I heard cellphones cause brain cancer, let's make cellphones illegal.
Guys I heard things that boost our economy like Alchohol, Tobacco, and Marijuana can destroy brain cells, let's destroy our economy and make them all fully illegal again.
just because your lazy cousin can't hold a job
My ex-boss is self employed at his 30 year company of a pool repairman/installer and he buys three grams of Purple Haze every monday, smokes every day, and is high 24/7, and still manages to hold up a crumbling company.