I'm going to be a father in 7 1/2 months

[Darkness ZXW]

don't all eleven year olds have infinite knowledge on love now?

I mean I thought this had already been established.

well usually lol

but they're not lecturing a bunch of 15 year olds about the dangers of love lol

[Ad Bot]

[DrenDran]

Abortion
/thread

[AdinX]

Wheres your proof.

Uh
Uh
Uh
Just about anyone who knows jazz and has heard him gripe about girl problems?
I'd say I summon Prozy as witness, but he only shows up if I'm getting banned or making an idiot of myself.
Which happens on a daily basis.

[Shadowed999]

Damn it people, cant you wait until you're older and more mature?

[AdinX]

Damn it people, cant you wait until you're older and more mature?

Yola and furdle do not represent the general forums populace.
Jus' sayin'.

[Treynolds416]

Did you not use a condom or something? Because then that's just dumb

[SpreadsPlague]

Did you not use a condom or something? Because then that's just dumb

if you read the thread he decided that one time not to use protection because his girlfriend was "on birth control" and it "failed"

aka she probably lied to him/forgot to take pills/didn't wait for it to start working

[AdinX]

Thread idea:
If yola isn't totally bullstuffting teen pregnancy, make a list about all the foods she craves while pregnant

Turns out your sweetie likes paste, doubly so while pregnant.
Oops?

[Swat 3]

Good luck. Hopefully you name your kid Justin.

C:

CNA I BE GODFATHER

[Treynolds416]

if you read the thread he decided that one time not to use protection because his girlfriend was "on birth control" and it "failed"

aka she probably lied to him/forgot to take pills/didn't wait for it to start working

I read through the first two pages, decided to just ask at the risk of sounding repetitive. This is the reason birth control is so notorious. It isn't really his fault though, as long as he tried to be safe it's ok in my book, too bad he wasn't really

[Ragequit]

edit: wops i accidentally asked a question that was in the earlier pages
gotta get a good job bro
good payment
support your family
support it real good

CNA I BE GODFATHER

no fuk u im godfather

[Ragequit]

ALSOALSOALSO
Try not to get too angry at your child. Discipline him, but don't abuse him. Best of luck to you.

[ShadowsfeaR]

It's his username and his old avatar that bothers me. A lot.

[¥ola]

Just to inform everyone, no I'm not scared off by Adins bullstuff, I'm in my phone which is really hard to type and such from.  When I get home I'll address everyone's questions/concerns.

Thanks

[dkamm65]

A father at 17. Real responsible.

Great job permanently screwing up your life.