I found some 15 year old girl from some eastern european country, and got her to exchange skypes with me. And pictures, kinda.
Lost the chatous log, but got the skype log:
[10:10:45] me: meow
[10:11:10] her: hi
[10:11:13] me: hey
[10:11:24] her: why u dont have normal profile pic..?
[10:11:30] her: why u have cat?
[10:11:32] me: It is, but it's also a cat.
[10:11:34] me: Ah, I see.
[10:11:38] me: You want to see what I look like.
[10:11:42] her: yes
[10:12:08] me: Makes sense. I don't normally do this kinda thing so everyone who's on my list either knows what I look like or
doesn't care.
[10:12:14] me: But I suppose I could take a pic for you.
[10:12:50] her: thanks.:)
[10:13:01] me: Might take a bit, I have to go get my camera.
[10:13:24] me: ill message you when I got it
[10:13:36] her: okey.:)
[10:18:17] me: alright got a few pictures, they're pretty stuffty though
[10:18:33] her: haha i dont think it..:)
[10:20:16] me: Alright, is uploading. Just some picture I took in the bathroom with my phone.
[10:20:26] me: http://s11.postimage.org/6swtqcksj/IMAG0025.jpg
[10:20:57] her: nice bathroom:)
[10:21:03] her: :D
[10:21:20] me: heh
[10:21:23] me: thanks
[10:21:38] me: hey, do you have a mic?
[10:21:44] her: why..?
[10:22:02] me: It's easier for me to talk that to type, that's all.
[10:22:36] me: It's fine, was just wondering.
[10:22:44] her: yes i have but i dont understand to u ...when u will talk..sorry
[10:23:04] me: To be honest I don't quite understand what you just said either.
[10:23:09] me: This is skype, it's a caliing service.
[10:23:15] me: You can call people for free and talk to them.
[10:24:16] me: Never mind, it's not important.
[10:24:30] her: okey thanks again.:)
[10:25:07] me: So is it like night time for you guys?
[10:25:24] me: I just realized it's probably not ten in the morning over there in Europe.
[10:25:42] her: no there is 4:30 pm..:
[10:26:14] me: Ah. So, you play any video games?
[10:27:36] her: no...u play..?
[10:28:11] me: Yeah, of course. I was wondering what you guys do for fun over there.
[10:29:50] her: haha my bro maybe but i m girl so i dont play games a lot..:)
[10:30:22] me: Yeah, gamer girls aren't exactly common. They make great girlfriends though.
[10:31:08] me: So, what *do* you do for fun then?
[10:32:02] her: hmm i lie drawing hanging out with friends and music and things like that u..except for video games..:)
[10:33:07] me: Music eh? What do you listen to, maybe we have a few bands in common?
[10:34:03] her: hmm i like pop rock ballads ...but it is like is my mood u?
[10:35:44] me: Pop rock ballads? I have to admit I've never heard of that. Well, I more or less like a lot of heavier stuff, metal and
rock and the like. A good deal of my music is also german.
[10:36:25] her: pop, rock and ballads it was 3 things sorry..:)
[10:37:33] me: Ah. I don't know a ton of europeans, but a lot of the ones I do know seem to like American music. That true for you?
[10:38:55] her: yes it is true..:)
[10:39:33] me: Cool.
[10:39:38] me: Anyway, I got to go now.
[10:39:42] me: Was fun talking to you.
[10:40:12] her: bye have nice day.(wave)
God was that awkward.
There's not really anywhere for the conversation to go when the person who you're talking to has english as a third language, AND has never played a video game.
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