Chatous.com. it's like omegle, but it's not. now with screen names v1

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BanishedLetters

November 17, 2012, 12:12:54 PM
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You: balls to tha walls niga
SiCactus: blf
SiCactus: do you masturbate with a tuna jar
You: oh my god its darkness
You: hi
SiCactus: i do and you have not experienced true pleasure without doing so
SiCactus: and hi
SiCactus: who are you
You: take a guess
SiCactus: elecro
You: lol
You: no
SiCactus: uh
SiCactus: badspot
You: it's pacha!!!
SiCactus: must be
SiCactus: HI PACHA
You: HI

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Darkness ZXW

November 17, 2012, 12:13:14 PM
HI PACHA

DrenDran

November 17, 2012, 01:56:50 PM
Connected to Bradson
Bradson: Hi.
You: balls to the walls niga
Bradson dissconnected.

Connected to Bradson
You: Hello there!
Bradson: Why hello.
You: How are you today?
Bradson: Good
You: balls to the walls niga
Bradson dissconnected.


Same person twice in a row!

Port

November 17, 2012, 02:09:44 PM
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Connected to Jan (Gladbeck, Germany)
Port: Hi.
Jan: hi
Jan: m/f?
Port: Isn't that a bit private?
Jan: no?
Port: I have no idea who you are and you're already asking me about personal details.
Jan: i'm male
Jan: you are?
Port: Maybe.
Jan: what maybe?
Port: That maybe.
Jan: what do you mean with it?
Port: Who knows?
Jan: i just want to fap so say if youre a female or not
Port: ...
Jan: then have you a cam?
Port: Yes, I do in fact have a camera.
Jan: do you have skype?
Port: Yes?
Jan: can you give it to me?
Port: http://skype.com
Jan: can you give me your skype-name?
Port: Technically, yes. But am I going to? Probably not.
Jan: i do everything for you if you give it to me
Port: Even make sandwiches?
Jan: yes
Port: Will you even eat old shoes that I don't need anymore?
Jan: yes
Port: How?
Jan: i will drive to your house
Port: Yeah, but how are you going to eat the shoes?
Jan: with my mouth
Port: Eh.
Jan: and my touths
Port: What are touths?
Jan: tooths*
Port: I don't know what tooths are either.
Jan disconnected.

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Connected to Stranger!
Port: How strange.
Stranger disconnected.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 02:11:59 PM by Port »

Green Blockhead²

November 17, 2012, 02:12:52 PM
Quote
BLforums: m
Stranger: m/f
Stranger disconnected.



EDIT:

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BLforums: m
Stranger: balls to tha walls niga
BLforums: oh yeahhh
Stranger: do you masturbate with a tuna jar
Stranger: because i do
BLforums: stuff, you're not actually from blockland forums are you?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: :D
BLforums: holy forget
BLforums: who are you
Stranger: BanishedLetters
BLforums: yay
BLforums: You might disconnect, but I'm Green Blockhead 2
BLforums: :)
Stranger: neato

<3
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 02:17:55 PM by Green Blockhead² »

BanishedLetters

November 17, 2012, 02:18:04 PM

Port

November 17, 2012, 02:19:56 PM
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Connected to heartthrob (Bhopal, India)
heartthrob: hi
Port: Hi.
heartthrob: hole or pole?
Port: .. what?
heartthrob: m/f?
heartthrob: i mean
Port: Is "hole or pole" some weird new slang?
heartthrob: ya
heartthrob: asl plz
Port: Never heard of it.
heartthrob: ya its new
Port: Give me some sources.
heartthrob: i discovered it
heartthrob: for wat?
Port: So it isn't really new slang then?
heartthrob: its use only on dat sites
heartthrob: so its not for other places
heartthrob: okey
Port: "dat sites"?
heartthrob: now u tell me ur asl
heartthrob: itsthat
heartthrob: i mean that type of sites
Port: What type of sites?
heartthrob: omegle nd chatous
Port: What sort of site are those?
Port: How would you categorize them?
heartthrob: coz its a loveiest site
heartthrob: lol
Port: Er, no.
Port: It's a chat site.
heartthrob: plz tell me ur asl
Port: Okay, fine.
heartthrob: ya i know
Port: 905/Timelord/TARDIS.
heartthrob: ?
Port: Age/Species/Location.
heartthrob: ya
heartthrob: now u tell me
Port: I just did.
heartthrob: its fake
Port: No?
heartthrob: ok
heartthrob: go to hell
heartthrob disconnected.

Liquid

November 17, 2012, 02:20:32 PM

TomTheGeek²

November 17, 2012, 05:10:07 PM
i swear, i was just going around and i met a blockland user.

i was amazed. haha.

DrenDran

November 17, 2012, 05:12:04 PM
Quote from: TomTheGeek² on November 17, 2012, 05:10:07 PM
i swear, i was just going around and i met a blockland user.

i was amazed. haha.
Everyone there is either indian or a blf user.

Ben Grapevine

November 17, 2012, 05:13:05 PM
Connected to Stranger!
gramps: HEY
gramps: HOWS IT GOIN BABE
Stranger: hi m/f
gramps: BOTH IS THAT OK
Stranger disconnected.

Connected to Stranger!
gramps: HEY
Stranger: hi asl please?
gramps: UH 80 YEARS OLD AND IM A CROSSDRESSER FROM ALABAMA
Stranger disconnected.

TomTheGeek²

November 17, 2012, 05:22:00 PM
oh god gramps and i roleplayed.

xbox 360 fan

November 17, 2012, 07:14:59 PM
Connected to Stranger!
SnoopDawg: What's your name
SnoopDawg: tell me your name
SnoopDawg: Snoop needs your name
SnoopDawg: i've got an empty contact list
SnoopDawg: bitch
SnoopDawg: give me your number
SnoopDawg: dawg
SnoopDawg: don't leave me hangin
Stranger disconnected.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 07:19:30 PM by xbox 360 fan »

Block1zilla

November 17, 2012, 07:21:33 PM
My chats
I will edit
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Connected to Stranger!
BLForums: Hi
Stranger: what the forget is BLForums?
BLForums: I suppose you dont know
Stranger disconnected
Quote
Connected to Stranger!
Hank:asl
BLForums:Propane
Hank:wut
BLForums:Propane and Propane Accessories
Stranger disconnected
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 07:28:50 PM by Block1zilla »

Momentum

November 17, 2012, 07:21:44 PM
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Connected to Stranger (, Ghana)
granps: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: m or f
granps: BOTH IS THAT OK
Stranger: yh
granps: OK
Stranger: i lik it
granps: OK
Stranger: how old re u
granps: 80 YEAR OLD CROSSDRESSER FROM OHIO
Stranger: dats nice
granps: YEAH I KNOW
granps: BRB MY HOOKER IS ACTING UP
granps: BACK
granps: SHES DEAD NOW
Stranger: really
granps: fo weels manggg
Stranger: u have skype
granps: WHATS A SKYUPE
granps: I LOVE YOU, GOODBYE
You disconnected.

you cant sue me because granps is gramps
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