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chat of the day

yes please
24 (75%)
no
8 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Author Topic: Chatous.com. it's like omegle, but it's not. now with screen names v1  (Read 79240 times)

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Connected to Stranger (Bhubaneswar, India)
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: m
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: ?
You: Do you masturbate with tuna jars
Stranger: ?
Stranger: r u m/f?
You: f
Stranger: from?
You: India
Stranger: which city
You: bhubaneswar
Stranger: i am also from india
Stranger: ur name?
You: Shanaynay
Stranger: age?
You: 18
Stranger: can u understand hindi
You: no
Stranger: u have facebook id
You: No but i wil show u a pic of me
You: if you show me one of you
You: :)
Stranger: first u
You: k
You: this is me on christmas
You: http://oi42.tinypic.com/13z33ly.jpg
Stranger: r u joking
You: no
You: arent i lovei
You: it feels good when you put the tuna jar up to your snake and it bleeds
Stranger: but this is a male pic
You: ya im sekretly gay and sad female
You: just so u wood fap 2 me
You: big boy
Stranger: ohhh stuff
Stranger disconnected.

meh, ill post it, i havnt checked the picture yet, so beware...

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Connected to dylan (Perth, Australia)
dylan: 16 m australia
Momentum: hey
dylan: hi
Momentum: 15 f canada
dylan: how's it going
Momentum: good
Momentum: want pics
dylan: haha yeah sure
dylan: i'll give you some if you like
Momentum: ok you first
Momentum: im not confident with myself
dylan: okay, one second
dylan: <no>
Momentum: http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/3/3c/Dolan_original.gif
Momentum: ;)
dylan: hahaha
Momentum: aktualy is dolane
dylan: :O:O:O:O
Momentum: yea big boy
dylan: iz fur rael?
Momentum: ye
dylan: fair enough
dylan disconnected.

its ok, shirtless thohvcbvhzhgvlvhgks
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 04:56:34 PM by Momentum »

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fatfriend: balls to tha walls niga
Chappers: oh hello Jerome
Chappers: how are you doing
fatfriend: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo
Chappers: !
Chappers: !!!!!!
Chappers: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fatfriend: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chappers: 1
fatfriend: so uh
Chappers: what
Chappers: any aslers?
fatfriend: wana cyber
Chappers: i've got like 20 already
Chappers: Stranger: hey
Chappers: i tho
Chappers: ...
Stranger: are u male?
Chappers: say your...
Stranger: or female?
Chappers: GODDAMNIT
fatfriend: too many to count
Chappers: lololol
Chappers: post this on blf
fatfriend: mmk
fatfriend: also everyone is from india
Chappers: nah
Chappers: some american but yeah most indian
fatfriend: or malaysia
fatfriend: or indonesia
Chappers: the first 3 were irish
fatfriend: and i've got a pretty good idea of what they will say
fatfriend: "asl
fatfriend: "## male"
Chappers: good job
fatfriend: "looking for a fem"
Chappers: well i've blew your cover
Chappers: or blown
fatfriend: what cover
Chappers: you're like disguised and i found your quote
fatfriend: there wasn't a cover to begin with
Chappers: ah
fatfriend: i just thought fatfriend was fitting
Chappers: lolollolol


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Connected to kim jong il ("", North Korea)
kim jong il: nukes plz
You dissconnected.


hi muzzles
forget you

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irishforget: aah
Stranger: hi
irishforget: balls to the walls brother
Stranger: forget off
irishforget: no
Stranger: your so annoying
irishforget: monday
Stranger: stop
irishforget: no
Stranger disconnected.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 11:36:45 AM by Muzzles56 »




im loving myst not GHiloie oin the moist

ran into some joker named mite or something
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Connected to myst (Cedar Park, United States)
myst: balls to tha walls niga
sharon: watcher in the mystical woods
myst: what the fuuuu
myst: blf?
sharon: ye
myst: name, cigaretteoot
sharon: ottosparks
myst: omg its ottosperks
myst: i lov u
sharon: ok
myst: ive found you
sharon: ilu 2
sharon: pls
myst: ghille
myst: and muzzles56
sharon: pls giv me tost
myst: &&give toasts
sharon: thx
You disconnected.

i think he liked me!!! i'm so excited!


this is boring now. too many indians

I ran into watcher to many times.