Captains Log - Stardate 330394-4 - on-board ship day: 161
It appears the Wendy's frosty had a highly deadly chemical inside it. Medical teams propose we quarantine those who have digested any amount of the treats. 68% of the remaining crew members have gone into a slightly vegetable-like coma, patients remain entirely unresponsive. Medical team has informed me that if touched, the skin of infected crew member's will attack and destroy whatever touches it on a microscopic level of cellular destruction.
Thank god I'm lactose intolerant.
On another note, found a hot purple alien babe, looked fairly human, and her mouth feels human too. After she fell asleep from our 'vigerous workout' I ran a DNA test on her just to see how human she was.
She's my 3rd sister apparently.
Wincest.
This is Captain. Generic, signing out.
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