I can suck my own richard O.o

[Alyx Vance]

I forgot you sleep in tents in Kentucky.

Hell, even with a tent I could make my own room.

You try squeezing 7 people in a 2 bedroom trailer :/
Last night we had like 11 people over at once and it was crowded.
We had:
Me, my mom, 3 of my sisters, my dad, 2 cousins, my sisters friend, and 2 of my dads friends who are also my friends.
So yea 11.

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[Big Brother]

Hell, even with a tent I could make my own room.

You try squeezing 7 people in a 2 bedroom trailer :/
Last night we had like 11 people over at once and it was crowded.
We had:
Me, my mom, 3 of my sisters, my dad, 2 cousins, my sisters friend, and 2 of my dads friends who are also my friends.
So yea 11.

but then again your mom is your sister so that gets rid of one person

i have plenty of room in my house and i still dont even want to try this lol

[Alyx Vance]

but then again your mom is your sister so that gets rid of one person

Haha incest joke so funny...

i have plenty of room in my house and i still dont even want to try this lol

Don't lie to yourself.

[LordoftheUnclean]

OP, are you spiderman or something?

[Sat]

Either you're flexible as hell, or you've got a pretty big ding dang doodily.

Or he's a 'little person', maybe even a pigmy!
lul

[Tango²]

Since I can't suck my own richard, is someone willing to do it for me?

[allyorbase]

Alyx, I /guess/ you can stay with me, if you don't mind bunking with Evar in the attic.

[Alyx Vance]

I actually have places I can go lol.

[Snow2]

God dammit i have like a full 8 inches and the only way i could do it is have one of my ribs removed.

[Alyx Vance]

8 inch richard or 8 inches away?

[Freek]

Since I can't suck my own richard, is someone willing to do it for me?

haaha no thank you

[Alyx Vance]

Since I can't suck my own richard, is someone willing to do it for me?

Pix of face pls

[Snow2]

8 inch richard or 8 inches away?

richard

[Tango²]

Pix of face pls

Go though the post real life pictures of yourself topic and I'm sure you'll find something.........

[KILLERBUNNY]

richard

Wow man you must not be very flexible at all.