Santa's a lie

[NalNalas]

There doing santa a favor

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

Santa doesn't visit the homes of adopted children, so the parents give them presents pretending to be santa.

[LOL :D]

Santa watches you when you sleep
 

[Jerkface]

Didn't you hear?  

Santa got jailed for over-working the elves... your parents are just keeping the spirit alive until he's back to his jolly old self again!

[BanishedLetters]

i remember reading somewhere that the old story was that if kids were bad that santa would beat them, and if they were good they'd get presents

and apparently parents who couldnt afford gifts for their kids would just beat their kids since they couldn't give them anything

:I

[Freeze]

why do you feel the need to ruin it for everyone else :P

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