Author Topic: Hi, my names Destroyer, and I'm a procrastinator  (Read 1939 times)

I have a long history of procrastination but oddly enough it actually seems to help me. It pushes me to actually get the assignment done and I always seem to do well on things I do last minute.
I know exactly what you mean. Put me in front of a huge physics assignment and tell me it's due in a week, and I'll stare at it for a second before going to YouTube and checking my subscriptions. Tell me it's due at midnight and boom, it's done.

See that is something that never happens. I like can't study for anything, I just don't have the attention span. I always say I'm going to study but it never happens lol.
This is also the case, though I have started studying for one class after getting a 40-something on one of the major exams for it. Never spent ten consecutive minutes studying for anything in high school.

I have an lot of self discipline so I start and finish any work ASAP.

My junior year, we had a huge chemistry portfolio due that we'd been working on for 3 months with multiple essays, projects, and experiments.  I started it in 3rd period the day it was due, turned it in 6th period.  Second best grade in the class.

You could say I work pretty well under pressure.

Procrastination is the key to success

Procrastination is the key to success
what is success, a bag of doritos and every season of buffy?

what is success, a bag of doritos and every season of _______?

Fill in the blank

Conscious: Okay, gotta do this assignment now.
Subconscious: Computerrrrrr.

guess what's stronger?

had 6 months to do a project

finished it a week after it was done and slid it in with the other projects sitting in a basket that the substitute left for the teacher that was arriving the next day

hell yeah

lol who the hell studies?

I procrastinate a lot, and not in a good way.

I am a professional.

Btw, Pro-tip: In this context, with numbers come power. Unite all of your classmates and don't do assignments. Make sure all the goody-two-shoes are told to shut-up, spread the word, make some evidence, have a plan of attack. Use the (academically) successful no-life students sparingly to convince teachers as well.

I've been meaning to do something for 2 weeks #yolo

While I generally can accomplish things should I reeeaally want to do, I mostly procrastinate until I have the skillset or knowledge to finish that.

Most of the things aren't finished ._.

Semester-size assignment the day after tomorrow, haven't started yet :s

I get things done early so I have more time to myself with no worries.

pfft who needs to study

i dont study and i get all A's and B's