To a flamingo!
Our story begins on a forum called the Blockland Forums. The noobs were spamming and the trolls where trolling. I then proceeded to jizz on a wall with a poster of some air. Suddenly, on this nice day A thunderstorm rolled in, therefore badspot used a giant purple carrot to destroy the trolls. The carrot then decided to slap a box and eat cookies. But soon it was found that the cookies were alive. The cookies then The problem of the cookies being alive was that the cookies ate the people. So I went on a quest to Slaughter the damn trolls. I got a jar of dirt and a bucket of lava. I proceeded to To throw both at those damn trolls. They were acting like a bunch of little docters. They wouldn't stop so I threw a box of cereal at them. This did not deter them, but luckily I had my Diamond encrusted flesh light. I quickly obtained a search warrant for the trolls' houses. Within the troll's house was a... nuclear bomb with "UMAD?" written on it in big letters. Thinking quickly, I took the jeweled fleshlight and made the bomb turn into a pineapple! He took the pineapple to the bank and He donated the pineapple to toy for tots and then they ate it. the marine corps were disgusted at this disgraceful pineapple eating, so they killed badspot. After badspot was killed, the cat came home. Realizing that the man-eating cookies still hadn't been dealt with, Santa Claus pulled out his shotgun and got to work with rapidly missing a bunch of cats. The cats threw molotovs at some moldy diarrhea. the diarrhea retaliated with Trojan horsays So then the astronauts came home and licked the carrot from page 1. Then, shortly afterwards, our hero was assigned a quest to stop the carrot-licking. Then a man-eating cookie swallowed the used carrot. got raped. But I just realized I forgot my sketchpad so i started masturbating. Suddenly a Minecraftian opened the door and scp 173 was in there Our hero shoved the Minecraftian out of the way And ran out into the street. Than i killed those god damn trolls and went to get some lunch I went to the snake Gallery and did A SUPER HIGH BACKFLIP! And landed on A carrot, due to the fact that he was swimming all over them, and then While getting out I stumbled upon A Scary old man with crazy eyes that Had A limpy Pen--- cil. And he said... "Back when I was a boy, We didn't so have these so called carrot's... but we had women... And chocolate was invented when I was a boy, then A wild Epøst came out of the forest With A banana phone. and slapped sentry for capitalizing a's And then body slammed Plas to the ground for breaking the god damn rules! And then Sentry died. Luckily for us, we all farted, so He came back from the dead And I said I want to eat your big purple snake. A few days later, Badspot lost his virginity To a flamingo!
