Then you're just a asshat.
And you're loving handicapped for dropping your laptop down the stairs.
No I dropped it 1 foot when onto the stairs while I was walking up.
Says something about the quality when both the trackpad and battery break critically after being dropped on a carpet.
And I'm being an asshat (also known as joking) because you're using handicapped pc owner steyrotypes. If you hadn't been so uptight about being a proud mac owner you would have never taken that seriously.