"Niko let's go bowling!" -Your annoying loving cousin while you run away from cops
Backstory
Grand Theft Auto 4, In case you've been living under a rock for the last 4 years, Is a game where you play as Niko Bellic, An Immigrant who just moved to 'Murica because of his annoying forgettard sweet and sensitive cousin sent him emails of how he was getting all the bitches and then Niko got butthurt and moved only to find that there was no money and bitches, Then, Instead of strangling the stuff out of his cousin, He just does work for him like a little poon baby.
What you can do
Blow stuff up, shoot people and die like erryday
Characters
NIKO BELLIC: The pusillanimous individual you play as.
ROMAN BELLIC: Your cousin who likes to ask you to go bowling while you are trying to shake wanted level 6.
*I will not list any more characters because I want people who haven't played it to know the most information they can without listing any characters you don't meet in the first 5 minutes of play.
DOWNLOADABLE stuff
THE LOST AND THE DAMNEDJohnny is a veteran member of a gay ass biker gang. Johnny has been creating business opportunities for The gang in Liberty City, but his first loyalty must be to the patch he wears on his back and to Billy Gay, the club's Alpha brother. However, when Billy returns from rehab hell-bent on loving this world's stuff up, Johnny finds himself in the middle of a vicious stuffstorm with rival gangs for control of a city torn apart by forgettards.
THE BALLAD OF GAY TONYThe Ballad of friend Tony injects Liberty City with an overdose of wepon, stuffty generic cars, and bling. As Luis Lopez, part-time hoodlum and full-time assistant to legendary nightclub impresario Tony Prince (a.k.a. "Gay Tony"), You forgettarded neckbeards will struggle with the competing loyalties of famirii and friends, and with the uncertainty about who is legit and who is phony in a world in which everyone has a price.
This game is very loving long.
