Author Topic: By far the stupidest facebook fan page ever  (Read 4283 times)

I like the term "maximum prayers". That's awesome. It's like they think God tallies stuff up.

"Okay, today's to-do list... Lots of people praying for food, clean water, prosperity, an end to suffering... But this kid has way more prayers than any of that, so I'm going to heal him. Magically."
I also like the fact that a single like apparently equates to a massive 100000000 prayers. I'm no prayer expert but that sounds like too much to me. Isn't it more the strength of the prayer rather than the quantity anyway?


I also like the fact that a single like apparently equates to a massive 100000000 prayers. I'm no prayer expert but that sounds like too much to me. Isn't it more the strength of the prayer rather than the quantity anyway?
Yeah, like, I don't think of you take the amount of Prayer Magic involved in 1 button press and split that up 100,000,000 times, that those prayers would matter too much.

Now I wonder, why do I even have facebook anymore?

Now I wonder, why do I even have facebook anymore?
Facebook is great if you friend the right people.


I managed to find something worse

how to get famous
get "bullied"
kill self
???
profit



Well that escalated quickly.
lol'd

I don't know why I laughed so hard. My sides hurt, and I don't even know why that was so funny ):


I can only imagine the stuffstorm that would ensue from you posting that