Author Topic: things you thought as a kid  (Read 12773 times)

I thought I was sonic like literally when I was a kid, I thought I was sonic trapped in a humans body

I thought there was still hope for humanity.


God was real.

When I was a kid, I thought God was like Santa Claus.  I thought it was widely known and accepted that God isn't real.  I taken by surprised when I found out that a large number of people genuinely believe in God.

My sister kicked me in the throat because I was about to throw her stuffed animal at the wall.
Then your job is to kick her back ...?

I legitimately believed when I touched two things together I created a universe between them, and when I took them apart I destroyed it.

I used to think of my parents as the oracle, or all adults knew everything

I also thought women had a snake too

I used to think of my parents as the oracle, or all adults knew everything

I also thought women had a snake too

funny, i thought guys had breasts :l

funny, i thought guys had breasts :l

you seriously think we DONT?

i yuzd to belif in santy?

This topic is kind of depressing.

I used to think stuffed animals had feelings.
x.x
This but on a bigger scale, I thought everything had feelings, got upset whenever my toys or whatever where dropped or mistreated.
This

when i was little and didn't know what vaginas were, i thought that area of the woman was just flat and smooth (later finding research that reflected this didn't help lol). they pee'd and poop'd out the butt. babies either came out of the butt, or were taken out by surgery

i figured out the vagina part some time later, while also looking at research.
And this..

When I was a kid, I thought God was like Santa Claus.  I thought it was widely known and accepted that God isn't real.  I taken by surprised when I found out that a large number of people genuinely believe in God.
This too..
Oh, and also, I believed that all you had to do to get a job was put down your e-mail and name then they just judge you by how you work.
then, i thought all spiders were poisonous and wanted to destroy the world.
plus, i loved my milk bottles and loved this one that had Blue from Blue's Clue's on it, god was i heart broken when i had to throw them away.

that gay people were evil and always go to hell

I no longer believe in hell :cookieMonster:

Even though I knew all about vaginas I was still 100% convinced that they were only for giving birth and that girls peed out their ass.
I refuse to believe otherwise.

I used to think that machines were just soulless tools existing solely for our benefit