things you thought as a kid

[Cool Boi]

If I didn't sleep a certain way, the flash would come and beat me up.
That my parents turned into stereotypical demons with mustaches.
If you fell into a bottomless pit, you would turn into a gravestone.
That bottomless pits existed.
If I looked at the drawers at night in my old room, demons would crawl out.
If you died, you could be revived, but being killed would leave you dead permanently

Good lord fauly, your avatar is adorable.

[Ad Bot]

[Böltster]

Not really a childhood misconception.

so you're saying stuffed toys do actually have feelings then?

[Isjix]

This but on a bigger scale, I thought everything had feelings, got upset whenever my toys or whatever where dropped or mistreated.

I do this. I feel bad for throwing away one of my toys I had since I was 3 years old.

[Isaac Fox]

I thought I could actually enter a cartoon on TV by opening up the TV and crawling inside.

[Isjix]

I thought I could actually enter a cartoon on TV by opening up the TV and crawling inside.

you can
probably wouldn't feel good

[blueblur121]

I thought that shower curtains had something to do with a portal to an alternate universe. I thought my ballsack was my bladder.

[CreamTurk3y]

Women had snakees.

Babies came out of the bellybutton.

Girls Magically got pregnant having a husband.

[Boink!]

Same exact thing as OP

[blueblur121]

Women had snakees.

Babies came out of the bellybutton.

Girls Magically got pregnant having a husband.

Oh yeah I thought this too.

[Clone v.117]

so you're saying stuffed toys do actually have feelings then?

I am yet to see proof that they don't!

[Elecro]

That galaxies and black holes were portals to other realms.

[ShadowYoshi294]

That black holes just made you disappear, not kill you.

[fred da kiko]

I thought my ballsack was my bladder.

stuff like this makes me wonder why humans don't instinctively know everything about their body, it would be so much more convenient if we knew as babies how to keep ourselves alive.

[Elecro]

That black holes just made you disappear, not kill you.

Actually, the star is so dense, that nothing, even light can escape it. You'd be crushed by all that gravity.

[Stick Man]

I used to think that if I din't cover up, an evil Barney the Dinosaur or a sentient meteor would kill me.

I also believed that love meant peeing inside of another girl, to the point where one time I said it out loud in class when somebody asked.