loving squirrels

[RedGajin]

so there was a huge ass loving squirrel (like the size of a racoon this was one fat mofo) outside so i was all "stuff he dead" so i grab my rifle (which is an air rifle because we cant have a REAL one on the property) and load it up. i shoot the squirrel, dead on, the thing goes FLYING off the tree and im all "forget yeah". so im walking over, and then it stands up and runs away.

wtf i just shot the mofo with a metal bullet going at over 1200 ft per second he should be eating acorns in squirrel heaven. wasnt too surprised, ive heard how some guys lost their arrows to squirrels and stuff, cheeky bastards.

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[Mikoyan]

Squirrel tastes good fried

[Bester Bageler]

Damn the master squirrels have returned to earth. Time to load up the bunker for the storm thats coming!

[Timezbrick]

I shot a can once.

[RedGajin]

Squirrel tastes good fried

i usually just give them too my dog, never eaten squirrel

[Sat]

I once shot five differemt people with hand.
Every shot made its mark but they didnt even notice.

[Heitmeyers]

But really, why would you try to shoot an innocent squirrel? Idiots these days...

[Port]

king squirrels?

[beachbum111111]

There are flying squirrels all over my property. They really pissed off my dogs

[Tokerovin]

There are some mega-huge squirrels on my property.

They only bother me when they commandeer the bird-feeder to get seeds, but I mean- everyone needs to eat.

Wouldn't shoot one unless I had to.

[Night Fox]

I love you OP this was a good way to have a morning

[tails]

Why did you shoot it :(

[Funnelcakes]

My dad shoots every squirrel that comes in our yard with his .22

[Port]

My dad shoots every squirrel that comes in our yard with his .22

your dad is forgeted up
why does he have a gun anyway

[Ben Grapevine]

My dad shoots every squirrel that comes in our yard with his .22

You must live in the country ;_;