Why there will never be a Half-Life 3

[Plastiware]

Because after two halves of a life, everything dies!

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[Elecro]

every time a thread is made about hl3, it will be delayed for another year.

thanks alot, bro.

[BlockoCrafter]

every time a thread is made about hl3, it will be delayed for another year.

thanks alot, bro.

But he's right.

[InvisibleName]

ogm, don mak a fat jok abut gayben or he wil trn u in2 pannkacs
IMO, That made no sense at all.

[ArmyUnit]

every time a thread is made about hl3, it will be delayed for another year.

thanks alot, bro.

freakn' wizids

[Shadowed999]

Actually life is like triangle. Theres birth, adulthood, then death.

Then again life has many sides.

[Flamecannon]

Actually life is like triangle. Theres birth, adulthood, then death.

Then again life has many sides.

"In the beginning the universe was created
this was universally panned to be the worst idea of all time"

[Stick Man]

"In the beginning the universe was created
this was universally panned to be the worst idea of all time"

Gotta love Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. :)

[Regulith]

I'd like to take a moment to thank you for not making what I assumed was about to be another "valve can't count to three" joke because then I would have had to smite you

[Jairo]

I'd like to take a moment to thank you for not making what I assumed was about to be another "valve can't count to three" joke because then I would have had to smite you

everyone who says that has obviously never played tf2
cough level 3 sentry/dispenser/teleporter cough

[Cybersix]

I'd like to take a moment to thank you for not making what I assumed was about to be another "valve can't count to three" joke because then I would have had to smite you

This

everyone who says that has obviously never played tf2
cough level 3 sentry/dispenser/teleporter cough

This is equally as annoying

[cooldawson3]

This is equally as annoying

Yeah, pretty much.

[Tetris]

I'm just happy with Left 4 Dead 2