Hide and go fail

[.:FancyPants:.]

trick question; there is no vacuum of space inside the USS enterprise, you can't be hiding there.

i hide in badspot's closet.

[Ad Bot]

[fawkes..]

Turns out badspot keeps snakes in there and you die horribly.

I hide inside a cat

[grunterdb1951]

It's a rare simultaneously combusting cat.

I hide in me

[Cool Boi]

You implode, then explode.
I hide inside a shoe box.

[Mordius]

You turn into a shoe. (wtf)

I hide in the closet.

[.:FancyPants:.]

and since you never come out of it, you starve to death.

i hide in fawkes..'s avatar.

[Slate521]

You are digested.

I hide inside a sandwich.

[grunterdb1951]

It is eaten by your's truly.

I hide in a hiding spot.

[AdinX]

Your hiding spot was actually a finding spot and you were found
And then sent to death row
And you got the electric chair.

I hide in the next poster. Checkmate, bitch.

[Slate521]

I eat myself (???)

I hide in the above poster simultaneously eating him.

[MillCzarr]

You vomit.

I hide in Gabe Newell's chin flab

[Cucumber!]

Gabe counts to 3, therefore causing the collapse of reality.

I hide in Nicki Minaj's butt.

[Trogtor]

You drown in booty swear sweat

I hide in heaven

[Theepicman]

Angels notice you aren't supposed to be there so you goto hell and fall in lava

I hide inside a moon crater

[Trogtor]

You anger the wrath of john madden.

I hide in blockland