YouTube periodically asks me to put in my real name to show on comments and such. I, like many others, do not want to do that. It still insists I tell it why not, and I have to lie because it doesn't give me a choice for the real reason - I want to be able to say whatever I want with no real-life accountability or repercussions whatsoever. It already knows my real name, too - it's only offering me a yes/no choice and I have no idea how to erase it completely or replace it with something like Douchebag McforgetYou.
Edit: Found it, cleared it, wouldn't be surprised if I saw it on the internet again anyway.
