Author Topic: Stick Quest - The Adventure of a Stickman (Read 5979 times)

Shell · January 19, 2013, 02:18:36 PM

Use your STRONG ARMS to rip a hole in its stomach and forcefully rip out every single bone and organ in its loving body and wear its liver on your face

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Tudoreleuu · January 19, 2013, 05:00:21 PM

kill it
KILL IT TO DEATH
KILL IT TO DEATH SO HARD IT WILL WISH IT WAS DEAD

>forget logic

Conan · January 19, 2013, 05:27:02 PM

ask for a haircut

Kimon · January 19, 2013, 05:35:44 PM

> Use your STRONG ARMS to rip a hole in its stomach and forcefully rip out every single bone and organ in its loving body and wear its liver on your face

Too late, it's already gossiping!

: NO I DO NOT CARE WHAT HAPPENED TO MARISSA SHUT UP SHUT UP AAAUUUGH!

This might take a while.

However, you think if you did use your STRONG ARMS to rip a hole in its stomach and forcefully rip out every single bone and organ in its loving body and wear its liver on your face, it would look something like this:

Yeah...

Tudoreleuu · January 20, 2013, 10:18:21 AM

GURL
WATER U DOIN
GURL
STAHPE

Conan · January 20, 2013, 01:02:49 PM

walk out of the house, and if she follows you, walk back in then slam the door into her face

Kimon · January 23, 2013, 07:00:54 PM

==>

You are now the other guy. For unknown reasons, obnoxious gossip be stealin up your Whore. You have to find the source of the gossip and punch it in the face.

==>

yeah no forget that
You're just gonna go talk to that big green dude running away. Poor guy must have had to listen to the brunt of it. You'll come back for your Whore later.

Conan · January 23, 2013, 08:20:10 PM

Kimon · January 24, 2013, 08:07:08 PM

==>

: Hey! Slow down, I want to talk to you.

: holy stuff

: Um...

: Holy stuff.

: What?

: It's you!

: What? What about me, and more importantly who are you?

: You have to come with me, the village elder needs to speak with you as soon as possible!

: I'm not going to talk to some wrinkly ass old man until you tell me who the hell you are!

: My chosen name is Mars, now you need to come with me!

: And where exactly is this village?

: It's just over that hill, now come on! The elder will explain it to you.

: Fine! Wow you're pushy. don't get any ideas, though, because I have a sword... and it's sharp. And a sword.

: I would rip out your lungs.

: . . .

: I see your point.

Mars has joined the party!

Just another author note, sorry about those annoying white specks, I'm an idiot and I color in the background after drawing. Also I'm gonna try to get those pixel dialogue things.

Shell · January 24, 2013, 09:08:50 PM

tell mars to get some damn pants

Menen · January 24, 2013, 09:10:16 PM

Realize that Mars is actually Zoge with a Squideey Hat.

Kimon · January 24, 2013, 09:48:35 PM

Quote from: Menen on January 24, 2013, 09:10:16 PM

Realize that Mars is actually Zoge with a Squideey Hat.

It was the perfect crime

Conan · January 24, 2013, 10:01:50 PM

Kimon · January 24, 2013, 10:10:45 PM

> Tell Mars to get some damn pants

Ew god you can see his asscrack. He has no business wearing shorts that short. He should not even go anywhere near those. You seriously gotta get him some pants.
...
Wait a minute you don't even have any pants. You have to add that to your list of priorities.

ABlockOfCheese · January 25, 2013, 12:37:31 AM

Duct tape his star fish closed.