Reincarnated - Snoop Dogg!

[Shell]

look for a place with a map, so we can see the buildings around here and get our priorities straight.

: You really shouldn't do that in public.
: Why? It's not against the law.
: One: Those maps cost money. Theft.
: Two: Broke the glass. Damaging property.
: Three: Suspicious activity.
: You are like the biggest pansy ever.
: Everyone knows the police in this day and age don't give a rat's ass about crime.
: Why do you think there's so much of it?
: You are a crazy person.
: No, you're just a boring person.

i am going to make the map now

JUST KIDDING BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST UPDATE FOR TODAY

[Ad Bot]

[.:FancyPants:.]

"in this day and age"

you were just reincarnated, wtf

[Mega-Bear]

This is gonna be one exciting map.

[Shell]

"in this day and age"

you were just reincarnated, wtf

exactly

you get into the recreation stage when you are deaded

[Tudoreleuu]

uh
uuh
did she just warp the map out of there
what is that purple glow
is she a superhero
why doesn't she blow up the world
aa questions

[Shell]

uh
uuh
did she just warp the map out of there
what is that purple glow
is she a superhero
why doesn't she blow up the world
aa questions

she has powers that will be discussed later
plus she doesn't have the power to blow up the world and she is on the world so it would be Self Delete

[Shell]

: Well this map is useless.
: It's only telling us what's going on in what appears to be a half mile radius of us.
: Lame! I don't even know where we are.
: Johannesburg.
: It says it at the top of the map.
: Oops.
: Can we go now? People are starting to give us weird looks.
: Well, moreso you than us.

[Shell]

: I think this is it. KaiTi Motels, right?
: I think so. It's a bit cut off. This map is a sack of buttcheeks.
: Buttcheeks?
: Buttcheeks.
: Oh stuff
: ?
: I just remembered we have no money.
: Doesn't it cost money to enter motels?
: I have no idea how we forgot that.
: We are morons, that's how.
: What about your um...
: Stuff?
: Stuff?
: Oh, that.
: Motels have security cameras, dummy.
: Changing rooms don't. That would be weird and freaky.
: This blows.

[grunterdb1951]

Protagonist must sell his body and Sophia will become street performer.

[.:FancyPants:.]

wow you got super lazy with that map :c
i asked for a map because all of the shots only show half or less of a building, so i don't know what's around these guys that they could go to.

[Shell]

wow you got super lazy with that map :c
i asked for a map because all of the shots only show half or less of a building, so i don't know what's around these guys that they could go to.

im SORRY im a lazy person by nature

just for you babe im gonna make a real map

turns out i suck at maps

[Shell]

i got bored


can i have suggestions now

[grunterdb1951]

...Do something for money?

[Shell]

you are very vague but NONETHELESS

: Find the pearl under the clams!
: Choose your bet! Win it all!
: This child is extremely talented folks!
: You're supposed to make them think they can win so they actually come here, dummy.
: You're really mean, you know that?
: I'll try it out.
: Good choice sir!
: How much do you bet on this?
: Meh. How about $200.
: Hopefully I can get some cash after paying that hospital bill.
: You have the trick set up?
: There is no set up.
: I know where the pearl is. If he chooses the right one, I'll make it go poof.
: What if he checks the other ones to make sure? People do that.
: Haven't thought about that. I'll just switch the places.
: So are you two just going to whisper stuff or are we gonna play?

[grunterdb1951]

Knock him out and take his money, all of it.