Author Topic: What if EA buys Blockland? (oh god please no)  (Read 4020 times)

"Dubstep LEGO Simulator 7"

Overhyped Sellout Lens Flare Dubstep War Blockland 4 HD

*Shing* *sparklesparkle*

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I will cry.

no

dun ;(

Blockland Premium. Get over 5 addons, plus free guns and vehicles 50.00
Blockland Free. Get 5 addons, plus 5 bricks and singleplayer!
Blockland Online Play. Comes with the game! (sometimes it won't work and then you pay 10 bucks!)

NO MODS AND ADDONS
NO CODING

NO FUN ALLOWED

what if Blockland bought EA???

Forced 15GB updates every other day. If you don't apply them you are automatically disconnected and your key is revoked until you buy a unrevoking card physically at gamestop which costs $34,99

Blockland gets re-written in the frostbite 5 engine.

Minimum system requirements:
Graphics card: Nvidia GTX 690
CPU: Octo-Core 3.1gHz
Ram: 16gb singleplayer, 32gb multiplayer

You also need to buy an online pass that you must purchase separately in order to play multiplayer, and the server is down for EU players 75% of the time.

do actually kinda want a campaign




could be fun
We already have one
« Last Edit: January 18, 2013, 04:21:24 PM by Evar678 »



The Wii U's CPU wouldn't be able to handle it.

It's statistics time.

According to this, Blockland requires an 800MHz CPU to run.

However, according to this, the Wii U has (Long number alert) 1.243125GHz of processing power.

Up to par with Xbox 360 and PS3? Nope. Fast enough to run Blockland? Yep.

It's statistics time.

According to this, Blockland requires an 800MHz CPU to run.

However, according to this, the Wii U has (Long number alert) 1.243125GHz of processing power.

Up to par with Xbox 360 and PS3? Nope. Fast enough to run Blockland? Yep.

It wouldn't have shaders or brick physics or it would lag like hell.

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No way :D totally buying it *buys* *scammed* loving SHIIIII-*nuke* *troll face*

I will need to have a code to access multiplayer...



I WILL NEED TO HAVE A CODE TO ACCESS MULTIPLAYER...



I WILL NEED A loving CODE TO ACCESS MULTIPLAYER....

No please.

you whats funny


you already need a a code to play multiplayer
 :cookieMonster:

Wait What? I'm pretty sure the xbox 360 shares RAM with its video card. It has 512 MB of RAM

you need more than 512mb of shared ram

this isn't the 90s