Author Topic: If you were stranded and could have one bucket of ice cream what would you pick?  (Read 1224 times)

YFW you realize there's no spoon


Vanilla with rainbow sprinkles. Come at me.

Or better yet, a cow.
Was just thinking that, but then you raise the need of having to have the Cow give birth, and keep it fed.
If there's enough grass for Cow grazing, then you might as well use that as food anyway.

Or, since you're not going to be getting much milk from this cow, you should probably just kill it and harvest it for every single useful thing it has.

YFW you realize there's no spoon
Trapped on an island with possibly no hope of survival or rescue, with just a tub of ice-cream.
I think a spoon is the least of my worries.

I'm just hoping I don't suddenly find out I'm lactose intolerant.


Special icecream with the ability to teleport me back home.
...
Helicopter, GPS, food, and unlimited fuel ice cream, so I could escape from the island.
Yeah, that.


Strawberry so I could grow strawberries and use the vines to weave together a boat to escape and return to civilization with lots of strawberries that I could sell. Conclusion:

Mordius would live happily ever after with lots of money and hot girls.

Can I get rainbow sorbet instead of ice cream?

Rainbow sherbert, or cookies and cream. Maybe even chocolate chip mint...

It's so hard to choose ;_;
« Last Edit: January 21, 2013, 03:43:17 PM by Insomniac »

Rum and raisin, because i'm stranded on an island and need rum to feel like a pirate

Cookies and cream. If you would concider that Ice cream


I would pick whichever bucket is the biggest so I can use it to collect food and or water

mint choc chip
oh god i climax over it