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Author Topic: procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]  (Read 53628 times)

my friend asked me if i've ever jacked off before and i told him yes

he didn't believe me

i told him i'd be right back

i brought him a gatorade bottle with cum in it  :cookieMonster:

is this weird
no this is totally normal im a therapist believe me

my friend asked me if i've ever jacked off before and i told him yes

he didn't believe me

i told him i'd be right back

i brought him a gatorade bottle with cum in it  :cookieMonster:

is this weird

what the forget am I reading

my friend asked me if i've ever jacked off before and i told him yes

he didn't believe me

i told him i'd be right back

i brought him a gatorade bottle with cum in it  :cookieMonster:

is this weird
Yes, now i also know to never have love with you because i will be left unsatisfied.

uh guys

"straight mutual procrastination" means a guy and a girl touching each other

....wtf are you on about, that's called foreplay
mutual procrastination would mean all involved parties are touching themselves, not eachother

my friend asked me if i've ever jacked off before and i told him yes

he didn't believe me

i told him i'd be right back

i brought him a gatorade bottle with cum in it about 15 minutes later :cookieMonster:

is this weird
gatorade should really work on their product inspection

has anyone heard of the loveual definition docking.
its disgusting.

....wtf are you on about, that's called foreplay
mutual procrastination would mean all involved parties are touching themselves, not eachother
Trust me, mutual procrastination is when both parties service the other.

gatorade should really work on their product inspection
Jesus omg help Im laughing too hard

Yes because now you will have an unwanted baby.
no we were in my house and he was grossed out anyways because he's a pansy so he threw it away after he washed it out in the sink

no this is totally normal im a therapist believe me
oh ok
phew

what the forget am I reading
me ejaculating into a bottle and showing it to my friend

Yes, now i also know to never have love with you because i will be left unsatisfied.
fine

*storms out of thread

even though men can jack in many unique ways *cough*  they have a cooldown period which they can't experience an climax for a while


which women in the other hand...

Trust me, mutual procrastination is when both parties service the other.
wh what
isnt the definition
of procrastination
when you touch yourself
and just yourself

....wtf are you on about, that's called foreplay
mutual procrastination would mean all involved parties are touching themselves, not eachother

actually it goes either way. the term can be used for touching themselves or each other.

wh what
isnt the definition
of procrastination
when you touch yourself
and just yourself

keyword is mutual.

wh what
isnt the definition
of procrastination
when you touch yourself
and just yourself

keyword is mutual.

off to play space invaders with my richard

has anyone heard of the loveual definition docking.
its disgusting.
oh my god i loving hate you