procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[Brickman]

i wonder if our richards can dock to a spaceship!

I bet an climax in space is either great or horrifying

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[VincentTheGuy]

all of this stuff sounds like something you'd order at starbucks


one mocha latte with extra frottage

Frottage is only attractive when it's straight.

Frottage is like the intergalactic term for rubbing genitalia.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I bet an climax in space is horrifying

Sounds like a stuffty erotic horror movie.
"climaxs in Space : The Climax"

[Bahamut]

has anyone heard of the loveual definition docking.
its disgusting.

off to urbandictionary

ew wtf

[Crispy_]

I bet an climax in space is either great or horrifying

well without gravity, cum would not be stopped and inertia will keep it going untill it hits something so id imagine it would be amazing and would look amazing too "look how far that cum is going!"

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

well without gravity, cum would not be stopped and inertia will keep it going untill it hits something so id imagine it would be amazing and would look amazing too "look how far that cum is going!"

but at the same time all your insides are being crushed and you explode.

[Crispy_]

but at the same time all your insides are being crushed and you explode.

not unless your in a pressurized cabin!

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

not unless your in a pressurized cabin!

well you cant stick your richard out a window without it dying most likely.

[Steve5452]

but at the same time all your insides are being crushed and you explode.

You would expand...

[Brickman]

well without gravity, cum would not be stopped and inertia will keep it going untill it hits something so id imagine it would be amazing and would look amazing too "look how far that cum is going!"

but at the same time all your insides are being crushed and you explode.

wow stuff i really want to be an astronaut

[Fredulus]

but at the same time all your insides are being crushed and you explode.

if youre not in a compression suit in space your blood and other fluids will boil and then you die
nothing about crushed organs and explosions

You would expand...

also no

[Mr Man]

Can I be straight and find docking hot?

[Snow2]

"Dad, The dog's ass is inside out again"

>this is somebody's special interest
>sombody's special interest
>special interest

[Crispy_]

"Dad, The dog's ass is inside out again"

>this is somebody's special interest
>sombody's special interest
>special interest

why is my peepee hard dad

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

if youre not in a compression suit in space your blood and other fluids will boil and then you die
nothing about crushed organs and explosions
also no

actually none, i was exaggerating.
http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/970603.html