procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[Gamefandan]

1. Get a pickle, not a spear, a full on pickle.
2. This is crucial: DO NOT STICK IT IN YOUR BUTT.
3. Eat/Spoon out the insides leaving as much "meat" padding as you are comfortable with.
4. I recommend being thorough in taking out the seeds.
5. Rinse with warm water.
6. Enjoy your Pickle Fleshlight.

Completely safe. Only issue is the pickle may not be wide enough.

[Ad Bot]

[Anti-Block]

1. Get a pickle, not a spear, a full on pickle.
2. This is crucial: DO NOT STICK IT IN YOUR BUTT.
3. Eat/Spoon out the insides leaving as much "meat" padding as you are comfortable with.
4. I recommend being thorough in taking out the seeds.
5. Rinse with warm water.
6. Enjoy your Pickle Fleshlight.

Completely safe. Only issue is the pickle may not be wide enough.

puts new meaning to the phrase "he was in a pickle"

[Steve5452]

1. Get a pickle, not a spear, a full on pickle.
2. This is crucial: DO NOT STICK IT IN YOUR BUTT.
3. Eat/Spoon out the insides leaving as much "meat" padding as you are comfortable with.
4. I recommend being thorough in taking out the seeds.
5. Rinse with warm water.
6. Enjoy your Pickle Fleshlight.

Completely safe. Only issue is the pickle may not be wide enough.

Alright, so basically I get a cucumber and put it up my ass?

puts new meaning to the phrase "he was in a pickle"

I laughed so hard.

[devildogelite]

1. Get a pickle, not a spear, a full on pickle.
2. This is crucial: DO NOT STICK IT IN YOUR BUTT.
3. Eat/Spoon out the insides leaving as much "meat" padding as you are comfortable with.
4. I recommend being thorough in taking out the seeds.
5. Rinse with warm water.
6. Enjoy your Pickle Fleshlight.

Completely safe. Only issue is the pickle may not be wide enough.

Even better
1.Get a pringles can, get some jello, and a condom.
2.Empty the pringles can.
3.Make the jello.
4.Turn the condom inside out and fill it with jello.
5.Tie the condom closed.
6.Smush it inside pringles can.
7.Lube the condom if you want.
8.Stick pringles can in your butt.

Alright, so basically I get a cucumber and put it up my ass?

If I left the cucumber in my butt long enough would it pickle?

[Steve5452]

I heard about using two wet and warm sponges and put some soap in between and go at it.
I almost wanted to try it.

[John Freeman]

Am I the only person who likes to cum on there own face?

[KoopaScooper]

Am I the only person who likes to cum on there own face?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj2U11FYv3U

[John Freeman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj2U11FYv3U

Biloveual*

Silly friend

[Frontrox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj2U11FYv3U

Better

[Mr Man]

1. Get a pickle, not a spear, a full on pickle.
2. This is crucial: DO NOT STICK IT IN YOUR BUTT.
3. Eat/Spoon out the insides leaving as much "meat" padding as you are comfortable with.
4. I recommend being thorough in taking out the seeds.
5. Rinse with warm water.
6. Enjoy your Pickle Fleshlight.

Completely safe. Only issue is the pickle may not be wide enough.

So, theoretically, what would happen if I stuck it in my butt?

Am I the only person who likes to cum on there own face?

Eh, never done it on my face, but have you ever tried sucking yourself?

[John Freeman]

Eh, never done it on my face, but have you ever tried sucking yourself?

Yes sir

I can only get about half-all of the tip

[Night Fox]

I heard about using two wet and warm sponges and put some soap in between and go at it.
I almost wanted to try it.

you should definitely put something between the sponges lol
like a condom or a latex glove
a condom would be best because most already have lube, so you'd just have to turn it inside-out

[Coulmbai]

Been fapping every day recently, i think i'm gonna try to cut it down.
Plus i'm gonna try to not fap all july.

[Mr Man]

Been fapping every day recently, i think i'm gonna try to cut it down.
Plus i'm gonna try to not fap all july.

Good luck with that. I've been trying to cut down forever, and its not working out great, I'm down to about every other day.
And I've never come close to succeeding a no fap challenge.

[Steve5452]

I can't even fap anymore. :[