User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am fine how are you 'Cleverbutt' *snort* *snort*.
Cleverbot: Good. Whats the weather like?
User: Moist and delicious.
Cleverbot: CHOCOLATE?!
User: Did you say Chocolate?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Dafuq.
Cleverbot: Alea iacta est.
User: Shut up gooby pls.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Becuz u r stuped lololo.
Cleverbot: I lie?
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Meh.
User: Would you like to play some TF2?
Cleverbot: What game?
User: TF2 Team Fortress 2.
Cleverbot: I have never played that game.
User: Its fun, Way better then CoD.
Cleverbot: So you have grandchildren I take it.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No I do not.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: forget off.
Cleverbot: Buzz Lightyear.
User: *grabs star fish*.
Cleverbot: *looks deeply into eyes*.
User: *Starts kissing*.
Cleverbot: *continues kissing*.
User: *rape*.
Cleverbot: Apple.
User: I wub u <3.
Cleverbot: And what?
User: Sorry lololo.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: What happened to the apple?
User: I missed it and blew your head off.
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then what is my name?
User: Alfred Cumberdale.
Cleverbot: I don't like fruit flavored Poptarts. I like the cinamon ones.
User: I like the ones that taste like pusillanimous individual juice.
Cleverbot: Ooookay.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: America.
User: Japan.
Cleverbot: Wow! I like Japan.
User: star fish.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What.
Cleverbot: What up!?
User: I snorted coke before.
Cleverbot: Do you play any instrument?
User: Does Mayonnaise count as a Insterument?
Cleverbot: No, an animal pet!
User: Oops sorry my typing D:.
Cleverbot: So, what are you?
User: A carrot.
Cleverbot: Ate your baby.
User: Yummy.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Do you like small children?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is a fun game.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Do you swear.
User: Yesh forget.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Do you know who Badspot is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fine, STICK TO YOUR loving ROBLOX NOOB :C.
Cleverbot: I see you man.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Baby?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: ????
Cleverbot: Lønn.
User: Dafuq.
Cleverbot: Like a boss.
User: DO you have a dog cleverbutt?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is his name Pupito?
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: Your dog, Dumbass.
Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.
User: ?
Cleverbot: *no I don't.
User: Did you ever get hit by a cinder block as a baby?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did it feel good?
Cleverbot: Yes, it tasted very good.
User: I bet buddy.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: I'm writing about you.
User: *Bends over*.
Cleverbot: Stop that!
User: Wah.
Cleverbot: Stop crying! Ill bring you your milk! Gosh!
User: I want milk from your tits.
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: I like dat bby.
Cleverbot: Dancing is a good thing if you know how to do it. I have never danced.
User: Wanna dance? *Unzips pants*.
Cleverbot: Takes top off.
User: *Starts to cringe by the ugly person under dat mask.
Cleverbot: Aww *hugs*.
User: *dai*.
Cleverbot: Masaya ka no? XD.
User: ?
Cleverbot: C?
User: G2g bby lets have love later.
Cleverbot: Me too.
