Poll

Coolest playable race?

Human
Avian
Apex
Floran
Hylotl
Glitch
Novakid

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human > all
seriously they have the best t4 armor

Um guys

Avian master race

hylotl > glitch > apex > human > avian > floran

Seriously what the hell is it with you and avians
stahp
A pigeon perched on Flatflyer's head once during third grade, long before he discovered the Blockland forums. He, out of boredom, then took the bird to his house and gave the bird a home. He named the bird Vinny, because he wasn't sure of anything else to name the pigeon.

He gave Vinny shelter, food, and water, and gave him plenty of toys to play with. Vinny was happy, and so was Flatflyer. They had a good time with each other, until the day Flatflyer had to move to his current home in Canada. Even worse, Flatflyer had to leave poor Vinny behind. Vinny was saddened that the person who had took care of him and nursed him for months had to go away.

While Flatflyer's father was moving his bed out of his room, the foot of the bed bumped into Vinny's cage. The cage plummeted from the perch on where it was located, sending Vinny plummeting to the ground. A side of the cage smashed into Vinny's head, cracking his head open and killing him instantly. His father stumbled and lost grip on his bed as he saw the poor pigeon die before his eyes, and called Flatflyer over immediately. Flatflyer ran out of the living room where he waited and into his room, where he stopped cold at the sight of the corpse.

The traumatic event would scar him all the way into his teen years, while he was browsing Blockland and playing Starbound. While creating his avian character, he suddenly had a flashback of Vinny's death half a decade ago, and felt that he was going to preserve Vinny forever, as his Starbound character.

Thend.


i only play as the avians because flatflyer had me at gunpoint
and because avians are the best

*wipes tear from eye*
wow so dramatic i kno
wrote it all in, i dunno, 10 minutes?


Thend.
Yes.
Thank you for telling the story for me.
You forgot about the part where I made a little hat for him though.

i only play as the avians because flatflyer had me at gunpoint
You weren't supposed to tell anyone of this.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2014, 09:21:30 PM by Flatflyer »



i'd say of all the different races marathons are the best

i'd say of all the different races marathons are the best
actually
avians and humans fall just short of the greatest race ever: novakids

chicken > shrimp
where da reef at
i'd find your opinion much more valid except you have birds that can't fly and we have fish that CAN swim.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2014, 09:32:42 PM by Cargøn »

you kidding me man the power of bipedal legs are way better than wheels or propellers

lol @ all people who ignored fancypants' pun.