Choose your own adventure (sort of)

[Bushido]

Reach around for something blunt, like a piece of rubble, to hit the hole with.

[Ad Bot]

[fattysnacks]

Try reaching in with your wiener again, but this time get a boner first so it reaches farther.

[Spartan300]

Reach through the whole with your arm.

[Linde]

Reach around for something blunt, like a piece of rubble, to hit the hole with.

You pick up a rock and start hammering away at the hole. The rock is pretty porous and after just a few minutes the hole is wide enough to squeeze through.

The new room is covered in a dim and ominous red light, but you are infinitely thankful for being able to see again. The floor and is definitely man-made, but the walls are cave-like with metal supports evenly scattered about. Indented in the rock at your opposite is a rusty metal door.

[fattysnacks]

Pick up as much rocks as you can in case you need more for later use.

[Linde]

Pick up as much rocks as you can in case you need more for later use.

You pick up as many rocks as you can fit in the pockets of your blazer.

[Bushido]

Look for some sort of way to bring the light with you, for later use, and open the door with caution.

[commondragon]

Attempt to charge your lazah at the door

[Linde]

Look for some sort of way to bring the light with you, for later use, and open the door with caution.

The source of the red light appears to be a small low-power warning light, but you realize that even if you could stand up and reach it without hurting your leg, it would be stuck quite firmly to the roof.

[Bushido]

Open the door, and take off your limp foot's shoe, and get ready to use it for beatdown.

[oni deku link]

Make GMod research?

[Spation]

This reminds me of the "USSR is up to something" thread where everyone contributed to one story. I still have it on my D drive.

[fattysnacks]

Pick up as much rocks as you can in case you need more for later use.

You pick up as many rocks as you can fit in the pockets of your blazer.

Only my blazer?  What about my pants pockets, a shirt pocket if i have one, and my ass?  I could fit more rocks.

[Linde]

Open the door, and take off your limp foot's shoe, and get ready to use it for beatdown.

You crawl up to the door and manage to peel the shoe of your hurt foot. It doesn't actually feel broken, but it's probably not a good idea to use it for the next couple of days. You push the door and with some effort you open it. On the other side you can't see much but the by now familiar total darkness. The little red light that shines through the doorway illuminates a thick fog, and this room seems to be much warmer than the other.

Only my blazer?  What about my pants pockets, a shirt pocket if i have one, and my ass?  I could fit more rocks.

Yes, you would only be able to fit pebbles and gravel in your other pockets, and while your ass probably could sustain a good amount of rocks, the comfortability issues weigh out the convenience of being able to carry a little more.

[Bushido]

Randomly throw rocks around in the darkness, and echolocate your way into seeing the room more clearly.