Author Topic: Choose your own adventure (sort of)  (Read 15951 times)

Revive as a zombie and begin beating supercool to death with human spinal cords that you found.


People look out their windows, and see hundreds of lawn gnomes... On lawns. But there is something odd about them. For one thing, there usually aren't that many gnomes. And these gnomes don't look normal. If you asked anyone, they would tell you "Of course they look normal! They're gnomes!" But everyone is hiding what is really on their mind. They've got a certain air of... seething about them. Like they have vague notions about having you sliced up into tiny bits. But not in so many words, gnomes aren't very cognitive.

And they move. Well, they don't move. They do both. When you look at them, they just sit there, like you would expect. But sometimes, when you aren't looking, and late at night, you can just sense that they are moving. You don't know it, but you do. And they make strange grunting noises. While simultaneously not grunting, gnomes don't grunt, you know that. And when you look out the window in the morning, they are different. I mean, they look the same, but you think that one over there has moved an inch to the left. No, you are sure that one there wasn't there yesterday! Or was it? They all look the same. And they are all evil. But that's just silly, isn't it? How can something that isn't alive be evil.

You go outside and kick a few over. Big mistake, you realize, but it's too late. They are just gnomes. But you can't get the feeling out of your head. They aren't just gnomes. They are evil gnomes.

 Late at night, the gnomes come for your EYES! They need it to complete their human robot who will take over gardening shops with their kind!

                                          -- BrickG

then suddenly you wake up and it was just a dream

you are now at a swimming pool full of naked researchstars...in fact UR NAKED TOO!
then they fill up the swimming pool with jello and start wallowing about in it.
they look so fit u jusrt wanna go and lick honey from their tits...or mabye jello.
then they cross dress u with their favvy clothes and watch as you walk down a busy road
in their tight bikinis and pregnacy pants.
you die shortly afterwards while losing your virginity.

THE END

But than the horribly loveual "reality" you have is apparently more or less a sidestory that no-one cares about, and you get on with the main game. That is to say, the adventure.

You go back to sleep.
Forever.
You cant be woken up and you are immortal.
BACK TO STORY :D

*starts beating supercool to death with spinal cords*

I liek Cyndi Lauper and Michael Jackson and Rick Astley and Scatman John lal.

all the sudden you Grow wings and fly away
THE END

You notice that there is a high-pitched howling noise