What would happen if you performed surgery on the above user?

[Ticonderoga]

He wouldn't survive.

[Ad Bot]

[Ticonderoga]

I wouldn't be able to because the layer of awesome surrounding his body would prevent the scalpel from breaking his skin.

[Night Fox]

through experimentation, I determine that there was in fact no "layer of awesome," and that the surgeon was simply not strong enough to use a sharp tool to penetrate human skin

[Tømpson]

Add retractable claws.

[Clone v.117]

Add retractable claws.

lol'd
You would come out with a torn star fish, and not because of the surgery.

[Night Fox]

because I used my newly-acquired claws, the surgery was a terrible disaster, and he was infected all over and inside by bacteria that was chilling on the claws

survival of the fittest
motherforgeter

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

"You coldly cut open an artery. To even the most skilled physician, it would appear as though Night Fox died of his wounds. You bastard."

[Night Fox]

I would give him AIDS

"You coldly cut open an artery. To even the most skilled physician, it would appear as though Night Fox died of his wounds. You bastard."

[Port]

rape-based surgery

[Cuddles le Bear]

Surgery? I'd just steal his brain and gain his passwords.

[NalNalas]

[Tudoreleuu]

I can't operate on AVGN. I'm sorry.

[Mr.X98]

"My scalpel is missing...hey, a rusty carving knife!"

[Tokthree]

Ten shots of heroin and your malignant brain-tumor will go away, no need to get my scalpel dirty.

* Tokthree leans towards his intercom and requests that the next patient be shown in

[Tømpson]

I would be house.