I want to be put into a chemically induced coma for 10 years.
But you'd wake up all sticky and gross. And everyone would laugh at your silly cellphone.
I'd like to see citation. The most common form of arthritis is muscle deterioration. Unless it somehow stops the process, I don't see how it "cures" arthritis.
It's kind of like how cinnamon cures diabetes. It's one of those cures that "they" don't want you to know about. It's pretty much completely a scam.