Author Topic: A Fruit That Cures All Arthritis - Just Don't Eat it Wrong! (Read 3297 times)

Tømpson · February 25, 2013, 01:26:13 PM

Quote from: Thé Lord Tony on February 25, 2013, 01:24:43 PM

No seriously. Why are people not taking thousands of these seeds, grinding them up and putting them in our drinking water? A whole town would be in a coma in minutes.

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devildogelite · February 25, 2013, 01:28:00 PM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on February 25, 2013, 01:22:58 PM

California mom discovers fruit that cures arthritis! What the doctors don't want YOU to know!

The only thing wrong about your pitch is the California part. It needs something that sounds like it was a struggle or everyone can relate to. Maybe stay at home mom or something about raising kids. Also being in highschool or not yet graduating from college works too.

IkeTheGeneric · February 25, 2013, 01:30:00 PM

14-year-old stay at home mom of lovetuplets discovers miracle coma fruit that cures arthritis! What the doctors want to genocide YOU for!

devildogelite · February 25, 2013, 01:31:34 PM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on February 25, 2013, 01:30:00 PM

14-year-old stay at home mom of lovetuplets discovers miracle coma fruit that cures arthritis! What the doctors want to genocide YOU for!

Sounds like it'll work in the deep south.

SeventhSandwich · February 25, 2013, 01:32:39 PM

Quote from: devildogelite on February 25, 2013, 01:28:00 PM

The only thing wrong about your pitch is the California part. It needs something that sounds like it was a struggle or everyone can relate to. Maybe stay at home mom or something about raising kids. Also being in highschool or not yet graduating from college works too.

California Mom discovers the cure to her mom's arthritis the doctors DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW!

shyGriff · February 25, 2013, 01:38:41 PM

california mom discovers the meaning of life. dentists hate her

Tokthree · February 25, 2013, 01:59:03 PM

California mom is a loving genius who keeps discovering miracle cures while taking care of 10 children and is also a secret agent of the FBI, what the government doesn't want YOU to know!

IkeTheGeneric · February 25, 2013, 02:00:24 PM

Quote from: Tokthree on February 25, 2013, 01:59:03 PM

California mom is a loving genius who keeps discovering miracle cures while taking care of 10 children and is also a secret agent of the FBI, what the government doesn't want YOU to know!

That forgetin california mom

I mean wtf she's like a genius but she's a stay at home mom..... she has so much potential for humanity

Decepticon · February 25, 2013, 02:00:49 PM

California mom considered smartest person in the USA and broke out of a jail cell in less than 5 minutes! What the government doesn't want YOU to know!
California mom discovers a cure to swarms of bugs! What bug terminators don't want YOU to know!
(i forgot their names)

Tokthree · February 25, 2013, 02:02:03 PM

California Mom is obviously a renegade AI

Tømpson · February 25, 2013, 02:03:22 PM

California mom raises undead army and marches onto san fransisco, what the government doesn't want YOU to know!

Thé Lord Tony · February 25, 2013, 02:21:19 PM

Why is no one thinking of the many uses for the poison?

D3ATH LORD · February 25, 2013, 02:23:56 PM

California mum dies! What spam doesn't want YOU to know!

Sat · February 25, 2013, 02:27:53 PM

California Mom declares ",Gorgonzola!" What dairy marketers don't want you to know!

dorkdotdan · February 25, 2013, 03:29:48 PM

Quote from: SeventhSandwich on February 25, 2013, 01:21:31 PM

double-blind randomized placebo-controlled clinical study w/ reasonable sample size or GTFO

It's all fake! They knew they were taking the drug after all!