Make an awkward situation for the user below you to answer!

[Scorch]

Throat punch the perv and throw them out the door after unlocking it.

Masturbate for 2 hours, when you are done, you hear something move in the closet. It is one of your parents, they were in there the whole time, afraid to leave during your fapathon because they thought it would give you a heart attack.

[Ad Bot]

[Renekar]

open the door giving them a heart attack.

You walk in on me loving a cow.

[auzman466]

Join in.

You walk in on Renekar and I loving a cow.

[Jaxx]

record video, upload for the internet to shame you out of existence


you go to a new friends' house for dinner one night, and they bring up they're "unusual" eaters. you ask why, and they say you're eating the feral cat that walked into the neighborhood.

[allyorbase]

Stand up and make the most dramatic exit ever.

You find a wallet with $500, a couple credit cards, and an ID.

[Jake White]

Find the ID's owner and return the cards, keep half the cash.

Your mother and the girl you like switch bodies. The only way to reverse the switch is by having love with one of them. Whose body do you choose and why?

[fawkes..]

Oh not this one again, i'd choose my mothers, that way she wouldn't have to know what happened.

You're walking to school, nearly there, when you realise you're still wearing pajamas, what do?

[auzman466]

My pajamas are actually my normal clothing.

A man rushes up to you and gives you a thousand dollars (or your regional equivalent) and says he just stole the money. He runs off before you can say anything. Wat do?

[The Tavros Nitram]

Tell the cops, because they give you reward money.

You get to school, but you're not in your pajamas, only underwear.

[Acerblock]

ohhh snap
dem ladies

You get molested by a man.

[auzman466]

mmm yes

You wake up and 3 black men are ravaging your ass with their 10 inch snakees. What do?

[Boink!]

do the same to them

You're fapping and your grandma walks in

[Zeblote]

Lock the door next time

You find out that someone has placed a bomb under your car

[PurpleMetro]

give the car to neighbor; buy new car

Perry the platypus came to your house and wants to attack you

[Snow2]

cum on it

cum