Author Topic: Raging in video games  (Read 4192 times)

>Magicka
>Get really close to beating a part of a level
>Beholders
>Die, try a challenge
>Beholders
>Try a different challenge
>loving beholders

>Just Cause 2
>Speeding around on a motorcycle
>Try swerving to avoid a car
>Hit railing and explode like stuff

>Just Cause 2 again
>Try to tie a civillian to my car
>Get in car, get sent flying
>The other end was attached to the ground

>Saints Row the Third
>Fly around on a jet bike, shoot things
>Jetbike suddenly explodes and kills me


basically
also steer clesr of the unfunny people
« Last Edit: March 13, 2013, 04:48:43 AM by Cybertails1998 »

Tricky truck.

"I'll just speed past this cor-"
>truck flips over
"Okay let's try that slowe-"
>truck slips off the path and falls
"Carefully now"
>truck hits a corner and falls off cliff

>Super mario brothers U
>keep dying in the sixth world
>try not to  die
>die a lot
>loving stuff i beat super mario bros 1-3 easily
>its a mario game how could i be so bad at this
>feel like a disgrace to famiry
>lay my gamepad cleaner cloth on floor
>stab self with wiimote
>famiry honor restored


>Mass Effect 2 Insanity Run
>go to first mission, freedom's progress
>run into mechs
>position squad members accordingly
>start sniping
>FENRIS mech (dog mech) comes towards me
>snipe mech's face
>miss
>get owned by a dog mech
>rage
>quit

Nvm I misread the title
« Last Edit: March 13, 2013, 04:23:43 AM by John Freeman »

>Any pokemon game
>Almost about to beat a boss
>"One hit, and it's done!"
>FULL RESTORE DUN DUN DUN
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
ll restore :cookieMonster:

This causes me to rage whenever I just barely miss finishing their pokemon off because I know that they'll use a full restore.

>Still any pokemon game
>I have one pokemon left with half HP
>Boss uses a move
>I resist it, and expect to live
>Critical hit, ded
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
« Last Edit: March 13, 2013, 07:27:09 AM by ShadowYoshi294 »

>Super mario brothers U
>keep dying in the sixth world
>try not to  die
>die a lot
>loving stuff i beat super mario bros 1-3 easily
>its a mario game how could i be so bad at this
>feel like a disgrace to famiry
>lay my gamepad cleaner cloth on floor
>stab self with wiimote
>famiry honor restored

World 6 was easy, you're a disgrace to this forum.

Jesus greentexting christ.

Jesus greentexting christ.
Word.

I only get a mad at Starcraft (Sometimes) but besides that I have good manners and a cool head usually.

>Halo 4 Campaign
>LASO
>End of mission
>Friend lags out at the end
>We restart the next day
>Repeat

>tf2
>I JUST GOT DOMINATED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Kerbal Space Program
>everything

loving any FPS.
<about to throw sticky grenade (semtex if CoD, Plasma if Halo 4)
<sees group of enemies
<releases grenade at an angle that would have been a perfect throw
<team mate jumps in front of you or gets his fat ass in the way of throw
<sticks team mate body
<dies because teamate is close to you

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

Battlefield 3
<needs ammo
<goes up to team mate who is support class
<asks for ammo while staring blankly at the guys face to get his attention
< guy just stands there staring back at you possibly knifing you then runs off
< you die because oyu have no ammo and 5 enemies rush through the map to kill you


Any CoD

<uses cold blood, uav jammer (any perk that makes oyu invisible to enemy radar including silencers)
<tries to sneak through whole map to go around and flank enemy from behind
< meanwhile your entire team follows you shooting loving trashcans and birds etc while jumping and sprinting and running out in the open.

Worst part of all:
"enemy UAV is in the air"
< *thinks* oh well that sok i have assassin pr-MOTHER F
<team mate is righ tbehind you without perk giving away your postion
<you get shot and he lives

Dota 2
Someone picks Magnus