Author Topic: Raging in video games  (Read 4214 times)

>Skyrim
>Last witness killed
>bounty removed from whiterun
>enter whiterun
>"HALT, in the name of the Jarl stop right there!"


>civ 5
>"hi I'm catherine of russia"
>retire

>Runescape
>Goes in wildy with 4m
>Gets tele-blocked
>Can't move
>ded

>civ 5
>"hi I'm catherine of russia"
>retire
What's wrong with Russia? Only bad thing in Civ 5 is being given Ghandi.

What's wrong with Russia? Only bad thing in Civ 5 is being given Ghandi.
going against russia
she has the second highest rate of building nukes and using nukes
she receives increased production per x amount of strategic resource
and even receives double quantity of strategic resources (including loving uranium)

in short: she is a nuke bitch and I hate her

Ghandi's nuke rating is 12 :cookieMonster:
If nukes are your problem go science heavy and out-tech everyone so you've got the space ship in the 1800s.

The worst thing about Civ 5 for sure is being 1 turn from building a wonder only to have some other stuff take it just before you do.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2013, 03:42:15 PM by Proog »

going against russia
she has the second highest rate of building nukes and using nukes
she receives increased production per x amount of strategic resource
and even receives double quantity of strategic resources (including loving uranium)

in short: she is a nuke bitch and I hate her
This is what being a president in Finland and other Russian border countries is like.

Ghandi's nuke rating is 12 :cookieMonster:
If nukes are your problem go science heavy and out-tech everyone so you've got the space ship in the 1800s.

The worst thing about Civ 5 for sure is being 1 turn from building a wonder only to have some other stuff take it just before you do.
her nuke rating is 9 iirc
and I can't go science heavy
playing above prince is total bullstuff because the game lies
it says the ai receives no bonuses to help them
loving BULLstuff
they get a happiness boost/no penalty

>Super Meat Boy
>Any level
>1000 sawblades
>AHHHH I MUST BEAT IT
>Dies ~50 times
>Keeps going
>"Time for bed!"
>Dammit

>Minecraft
>Plays with Evar678
>Night time
>Monsters appear and attack
>Evar dies
>A creeper and skeleton appear
>Get's an idea
"I'm going to knock the creeper back to the skeleton before it explodes."
>Knocks the creeper
>Skeleton knocks the creeper back with an arrow
>Creeper explodes
>ded
"AHHHHHHH!!!"
« Last Edit: March 13, 2013, 04:34:10 PM by KelBlock »

>realm of the mad god
>level 20
>dies
p legit

>APB
>Get killed
>Spawn again
>Get hit by sniper round once
>Turn, realize you spawned right in the range of the sniper
>Die.
>Repeat, or spawn somewhere else.
>Or worse, enemies seem to know where you are regardless of how you got there or how quiet you are.

>Runescape
>Goes in wildy with 4m
>Gets tele-blocked
>Can't move
>ded


That's your fault for being dumb

BF3
>Plant M-COM
>Defend it like a boss with team mates
>Die
>M-COM bout to blow up
>Guy comes to defuse
>Instead of shooting, teammate goes for knife kill, which gives him enough time to defuse
>Lose round