Author Topic: Raging in video games  (Read 4172 times)

>Terraria
>Thinks t is to talk
>player picks up item
forget THIS GAME

TF2
> Spy
> Infiltrate Base disguised as a spy.
> Get's freeshot from some idiot.
> Spy again disguised as spy.
> Begin talking to someone on other team.
> Freeshot from the same freeshooter.
> Next round, determined to teach Freeshooter a lesson.
> Sap a sentry.
> Free backstabbed by him.

So you're just a bad spy who's getting killed by the metagame.

Spies are so worthless I killed them all the time when I was soldier.

Jelly Wars (Naughty Bear)

> Playing as Naughty.
> Grab Oozy (That's how they spell it)
> Shoot Sunbeam until he's injured.
> Cuddles comes by and beats me up with his fists.
> Kill Cuddles with Oozy Ultra Kill and Sunbeam with Fists Ultra Kill.
> Sabotage the Phone so Daddles can't get revive Cuddles and Sunbeam.
> Other phone.
> Kill Daddles
> Bears gather five jellies and begin operating the machine.
> Kill Cuddles with the Jelly Mixer Machine.
> Phone again.
> Kill Cuddles.
> Sunbeam runs to operate the machine, but I scare him off and kill him with a Sledgehammer.
> Daddles runs to the phone.
> Kill Daddles using a Raygun.
> "VICTORY!"
> Sunbeam is some how alive and operated the mixing machine.
> WHAT?!
> They win.

> Round 2.
> Playing as Cozy.
> Grab a Jelly and take it to the machine.
> Machine was sabotaged.
> Begin repairing it.
> Naughty Bear.
----
> Revived by Phone.
> Begin repairing machine again.
> Naughty Bear.
----
> Revived by Phone again.
> Begin repairing machine with Cuddles defending me.
> Naughty Bear kills me and runs off.
----
> Cuddles and I are dead.
> Daddles goes to the phone.
> Revives us.
> Naughty kills Daddles and sabotages the phones.
> Cuddles goes and repairs the phones will I fix the Mixing Machine.
> Cuddles is killed.
> Almost done repairing.
> Naughty Bear pops up out of no where.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 12:28:19 PM by Cuddles le Bear »


TF2
> Spy
> Infiltrate Base disguised as a spy.
> Get's freeshot from some idiot.
> Spy again disguised as spy.
> Begin talking to someone on other team.
> Freeshot from the same freeshooter.
> Next round, determined to teach Freeshooter a lesson.
> Sap a sentry.
> Free backstabbed by him.
step 1 to playing spy: don't disguise as spy
source: spy is my main

>Slender: The Arrival Beta
>Slenderman appears in front of you.
>You turn around to run away.
>Slenderman appears in front of you.
>Game over.

step 1 to playing spy: don't disguise as spy
source: spy is my main


also I think using the dead ringer is a great strategy since the "let's freekill everything" idea


>minecraft
>steam opens up with an announcement that minimises right when I'm pvping
>gets killed
fцск тнis sнiT

>Half-Life/Portal

>finally got past a long and hard ass part
>harder puzzle ahead, can't solve


>FUUUUU

>DayZ
>Has not had any weapon in DayZ before and can't even use the flashlight
>Spawn near Army Base
>Run inside of it, sneaking past probably 2 or 3 zombies that were scattered around it
>Goes into tent
>Is greeted by a hold with about 5 to 10 AKM's pointing up placed inside of it
>Runs over to them trying to pick them up
>Can't.
>Desperately scrolls mouse wheel, clicking middle mouse button, and pressing "Enter"
>The hold and the AKM's inside of it are just props
>Horde of zombies outside find out how to get into base
>Run out of tent, not noticing the zombies
>Immediately swarmed by army zombies and normal zombies, dying painfully and miserably
>cries

>Tales of Graces f
>Soloing Lambda Angelius on hardest difficulty
>Lambda at 1% of health
>Pascal at 20%
>Drops controller
>Dies
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU