I accidentally decapitated my imaginary girlfriend

[weaver123]

 I've been dating this darling girl for awhile(I manifested her myself), we hit it off immediatly going for long walks through the park, playing games, and admiring eachother's beauty, grace, and wisdom. Two weeks ago today, we were swordfighting together, like we did often, and I accidentally aimed a bit high and she lost her crown. I feel awful because she was my princess, my best friend, and I wanted to pop the question for us to marry. I don't know what to do, my stomach is constantly turning. Her corpse has already disintegrated through my floor, into oblivion. I can't find the willpower to bring her back. I have turned to binge drinking Tabasco sauce to numb the pain. I fear I will never find love again. :c

Help me.

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[Nonnel]

what

[Zeblote]

Are you mistaking dream with reality?

[CapTMeaT]

Sucks that you had to cut the relationship short.

You still got the rest of your life ahead of you

[weaver123]

Are you mistaking dream with reality?

Reality or not, I am in crCIA. She was pure, boundless energy, the accomplishment of a lifetime. I can't bring myself to the mental state to remember. I am forgetting the schematics of creation.

[Nonnel]

Don't lose your head over it.

[CapTMeaT]

Reality or not, I am in crCIA. She was pure, boundless energy, the accomplishment of a lifetime. I can't bring myself to the mental state to remember. I am forgetting the schematics of creation.

lol

Don't lose your head over it.

we need more puns in this thread

[Cargøn]

Well, it's sad you had to be cut off then. You should have quit like you were ahead, would have sliced off any unneeded runoff. Also, you might want to rewrite op, it's a bit choppy.




Decapitation.

[Nobot]

you should head to the doctor

[Nonnel]

It's a shame she wasn't more headstrong.

[Watching]

RIP in peace

I will send a beautiful bouquet of daisies to mark this tragic occasion.

[Cargøn]

you should head to the doctor

Naw man, I think she's skulled enough to recover.

[Nobot]

it's quite a shame where this thread is headed

we need to stop with the puns and start apologizing

... before we get ahead of ourselfs

[Nonnel]

You should've been engaged in less cut throat activities.

[Cargøn]

it's quite a shame where this thread is headed

we need to stop with the puns and start apologizing

... before we get ahead of ourselfs

I see what you did there

But seriously, stop before chainban.