Yo Mamma Battle - Season 1

[Gum]

yo mama so dumb, she climbed up mountain dew.

[Ad Bot]

[Igloos]

Yo mamma so ugly her husband divorced her.


(this was a bad one, I know)

[Yin Yang]

yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb up mountain dew.

Fixed


I called yo daddy a cigarette and he hit me with his purse.

CHAIN = BROKEN;

[Igloos]

YO MAMMA SO DIRTY A ROACH WAS CRAWLING ON HER FOREHEAD

[Cool Boi]

YO MAMMA SO HOT, THAT I COMPLIMENTED HER AND TOOK HER TO LUNCH.
Am I doing it right

[Dre5567]

No.
YO MAMMA SO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT Riddler ONLY HIT PEOPLE.

[Nonnel]

YO MAMMA SO CHEAP
SHE WENT 50 MILES AWAY TO SAVE 2 CENTS ON PAPER TOWELS

what
she would spend more on gas than it would take to buy a couple rolls of paper towels.

[Igloos]

YO MAMMA HAS SUCH BAD EYESIGHT THAT SHE CANT SEE HER VAGINAL HAIR

[BlockoBlocko]

Yo mamma is so ugly that even Bob the Builder said, "I CANT FIX THAT!"

[Crispy_]

Yo mamma so slutty they sell her at the corner store!

[Executive]

Your momma so fat she hopped and she caused a 7.9 scale earthquake
ohhhh you got pwned

[Titanium Man]

your moms a lesbian

[Executive]

your moms a lesbian

doesnt make any sense for a to momma joke

[BlockoBlocko]

Yo mamma so slutty they sell her at the corner store!

Ohhhh mannnnn *puts finger on lip*

[Zay]

Yo momma so ugly, she's gotta be yo' momma.