Author Topic: Yo Mamma Battle - Season 1 (Read 11149 times)

The Big Bad Jellyfish · April 24, 2013, 08:41:41 PM

Yo momma is so fat, she's gonna wreck it!

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Dre5567 · April 24, 2013, 08:50:07 PM

Yo mamma so fat she's the reason Africa doesn't have food!
i'm going to hell..

Redconer · April 24, 2013, 09:44:35 PM

Yo mama so ugl-

I don't want to describe it

xXGhostXx · April 24, 2013, 11:03:08 PM

Your mom is so hideous that she's like a walking Van Gogh painting.

Nonnel · April 25, 2013, 04:53:38 PM

Yo mamma so stupid she smokes weed at 2:40.

Zloff · April 25, 2013, 05:13:33 PM

your mother is so ugly it affects her self-esteem

Nonnel · April 25, 2013, 05:27:14 PM

Quote from: Zloff on April 25, 2013, 05:13:33 PM

your mother is so ugly it affects her self-esteem

I think I might've said that one already, Hank.
Yo mamma hasn't taken a bath in so long that her armpits sound like propane gas.

Zloff · April 25, 2013, 07:14:32 PM

your mom is so fat she weighs five hundred pounds

Nuclear Hazard · April 25, 2013, 07:30:05 PM

Yo mamma so dumb, when she heard "There will be a change in the weather." she ran outside with her purse over her head.

Nonnel · April 25, 2013, 07:37:01 PM

yo papa so dumb he stayed with yo mama

Zloff · April 25, 2013, 08:34:33 PM

your mom is so ugly that when she sees herself in the mirror she says "damn"

xXGhostXx · April 25, 2013, 08:43:35 PM

Your mom is like APB: Reloaded
Free to play, pay to win.

AromaniaFTW · April 25, 2013, 10:02:14 PM

your mom's so ugly that even a black guy wouldn't hit her with an 18 wheeler

your mom is so heartbroken because i took her out to a nice and lavish dinner and purposely didn't call her ever again!
Hahahahahahaha!

Nonnel · April 25, 2013, 10:19:51 PM

Yo mamma's so fat, we snuck her into the Drive-in movie as a Chevy.

Doughboy · April 26, 2013, 04:09:43 PM

Yo Mamma's so fat she needs two watches because she covers two timezones.