How do you fap?

[Frontrox]

Fap =/= special interest

The special interest topic can also double as a fap topic cause it's kind of related

[Ad Bot]

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bbwsrhot

uh huh

[Mr Man]

bbwsrhot

You sir, have the finest taste in the forums, besides maybe axo

[Mardalf]

My early ancestors fapped using the holes in trees.

I see we're now onto Dendrophilia

[Tyler66]

I see we're now onto Dendrophilia

Wait that's a thing?

Is that a thing?

[Mardalf]

Wait that's a thing?

Is that a thing?

u rly want to know? I can show u

[Bester Bageler]

My early ancestors fapped using the holes in trees.

My early ancestors help find out how fapping work. See at the time most children would die and love was common to keep the population growing. One day a man tried to find out why his richard velt so good in a womens star fish. So he had a friend do multiple things to it to simulate it going into a small hole. In the end he was rubbing it. The rubbing was the first time some one fapped. Later when this man rubbed it himself it was the first single person fapping session. The church deemed fapping unholy since it was a man rubbing another mans richard which they considered to homo for there time. This is why gay people are frowned upon today in modern times.

[Sat]

put a banana peel in the microwave for 10 seconds
wrap it around your richard
enjoy

I thought of this.

[Clone2]

This topic...
I don't fap at all!
And even if I did, do you think I would say how?

[Mr Man]

This topic...
I don't fap at all!
And even if I did, do you think I would say how?

Everyone gaps. Except those who shlick.

[Mardalf]

No I have never ever gaped as far as I know

[Gamefandan]

[Tømpson]

Dennis Rodman's Pal doesn't need to run away from a fight silly, dear leader can smite any enemy.

[Port]

I get Port to do it for me~ :>

sshh

[Toothed_Deer]

This topic is very confusing.